Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Leilani Paaie]

Please turn your head

 

[Amari Vessia]

^ and cough, please

 

[Leilani Paaie]

Let me get the hand cuffs

 

[Amari Vessia]

Sorry I was hovering and swallowed the key

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Did you remember to take out the trash?

 

[Nyx]

Oh damn, it broke. That's not good.

 

[Zathra Fett]

..and the boxes fell all over the cat

 

[Teryn Renoir]

Bag. Head. Perfect.

 

[Nyx]

No. that's not normal.
No, I'm not going to see a doctor about it.

. . . Where are you going?

 

[Judah Lesan]

Oh crud I forgot it was moms birthday today

 

[Rianna Organa-Ar'klim]

My mom is staying a week

 

[Judah Lesan]

I used to be a woman

 

[Rianna Organa-Ar'klim]

Mind if I call you Mindy

 

[Amberlie Zyyra]

Yeah. OH YEAH! So how many kids do you want?

 

[Aster Jen'allé]

Wait, you did turn off the oven, right?

 

[Mayumi Kochi]

Wailord uses body slam!

 

[Jonathon Patches]

I was in the pool...

 

[Mayumi Kochi]

I don't want you to panic, but....

 

[Varro Shatterstar]

Where'd the rubber go?

 

[KitKat]

Does this look infected to you?