Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Darth Vaildra]

Was it your first time too?

 

[Quinn]

My dog likes to watch.

 

[Darth Vaildra]

Sorry I had Taco Bell before -And then you smell it-

 

[Breanna Volsh]

They make pills for that

 

[H3xle]

And they said I wouldn't do anything for some...

 

[Ethan Matumaini]

I left the brownies in the oven

 

[Ethan Matumaini]

Did you feed the cat?

 

[Rianna Organa-Ar'klim]

Security!

 

[H3xle]

Wait...where's the sock puppet?

 

[Nyx]

I can buy and sell you, then buy you again for cheaper than the first time.

 

[Evania Charr]

"This is the part where I pay you, right?"

 

[Surge]

I'm sorry, darling, but I remain celibate because I don't give a kark.

 

[Aster Jen'allé]

"This goes here right?"

 

[Break]

Can you feel the baby kicking?

 

[H3xle]

Whoa, I just felt the baby kick...

 

[Rianna Organa-Ar'klim]

Oh I thought that was an elephant

 

[Break]

Can you call me twilight sparkle?

 

[Nyx]

After you're finished here, wanna get a pizza?

 

[Break]

It tastes like pizza.

 

[Jaron Lesan]

Well that didn't work...