Underworld Bounties Deck of 52

[Teynara Jeralyr]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

So...if we murder you and claim all your stuff, we'll essentially be able to claim the rewards for all the bounties simultaneously, with none of the risk.

 

[Joza Perl]

 

[Darth Abyss]

I am actually a bit sad that there is no reason (yet) for Abyss to be on that list, because some of the notes made me chuckle.

Also looks like a good time to claim a few bounty, quite few names that sound like fun to hunt down.

[member="Miss Blonde"]

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Tirdarius"]

I mean probably not, but hey who am I to smash someone's dreams. It's whatever you want champ!

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Darth Abyss"] well seeing how she's kind of banging Abyss right now it'd be a little rude.

Also the Sith Bounties that are up there are just to pull their attention. You don't just walk up to the Sith Order and say "Let's be friends!" You gotta prove your worth yo

 

[Noah Corek]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

Nine!? Nine of Clubs!? I'm at least a Ten!

[member="HK-36"]

Just for the Insult yes.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Also the Sith Bounties that are up there are just to pull their attention. You don't just walk up to the Sith Order and say "Let's be friends!" You gotta prove your worth yo

If you wish to prove your worth to the Sith, sending us bounty hunters to dispose of is probably not your best move.

We tend to take exception to such foolishness.

 

[Kenrath]

If you wish to prove your worth to the Sith, sending us bounty hunters to dispose of is probably not your best move.

We tend to take exception to such foolishness.

The man does have a point.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Tirdarius"] pretty sure it says alive on Sith bounties. I should double check though.

 

[Edric Vanyan]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

So...if we murder you and claim all your stuff, we'll essentially be able to claim the rewards for all the bounties simultaneously, with none of the risk.

[member="Tirdarius"]

Count me in on that.

 

[Darth Ferus]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

I try to murder your BFF three times and don't get a mention?


Ah well. Just means I can go about my business without bounty hunters breathing down my neck.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

pretty sure it says alive on Sith bounties. I should double check though.

You don't know much about us if you think we'd let you take us alive. Only time that'd happen is if we wanted to be escorted to the source of the bounty, in order to rip out their throat with our teeth. Something you should think about

 

[Miss Blonde]

That's kind of the point.

[member="Tirdarius"]

 

[HK-36]

[member="Tirdarius"],

You might as well be a Dot Plot because you're all points today


[member="Miss Blonde"],

Either way, what Tir meant about the whole killing you to collect the rewards bit is that to put all those bounties at once you must have the resources ready, so instead doing the bounties and being paid with the rewards we could just go directly to you and take the funds, items, all of that. Like you did with that raid on Chris's place or whatever the planet's called.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

[member="HK-36"]

That's exactly what I meant

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="HK-36"] [member="Tirdarius"]
If you two are done tongue punching each other's throats, I have this to say.

Y'all can do you. Imma just enjoy what comes from this. I love making people come together for stuff like this. And if I can make one person laugh, I feel pretty good OOCly.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

Oh, I was definitely amused. Mission accomplished on that score

 

[Darth Imperia]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

Good luck on the bounty.
Imperia's face has changed since her last public appearance.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Darth Imperia"]

Huh, that's cool?

I didn't even know you made a public appearance.

 

[Darth Imperia]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

Point is - I'm not entirely certain how any bounty hunters are going to find her.