Corrupt A Wish

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted: A 24 hour Johnny Depp Marathon runs on the Movie Network... just as your power goes out.

I wish Patches would find work.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. Gigolo.

I wish I could find a decent picture for a sig.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted:

You're welcome.

I wish they would bring back Firefly...

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. George Lucas is directing it. :mellow:

I wish I would get tired of George Lucas jokes.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted: They have been replaced by "Your Momma" jokes instead.

I wish there was a way to post in twenty threads at once.

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: You crash the site, causing everyone to murder you in a creative way.

I wish Batman would kill Superman.

 

[KitKat]

Granted: A 24 hour Johnny Depp Marathon runs on the Movie Network... just as your power goes out.

I wish Patches would find work.

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Granted Batman kills Superman... but then you wake up and realize how foolish your dream was since Superman is awesome

I wish Spotify would work

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted: Spotify works... but your speakers spontaneously explode.


I wish someone would finally do something about skynet.

 

[KitKat]

Granted. Someone invents the technology to remove skynet from everyones memories except John Connor.... who is murdered by a run away coke truck

I wish I had an apple

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: The apple has a worm.

I wish for WKUK to return.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted: But it's written by the same people that wrote MAD TV.

I wish I was in Vegas.

 

[KitKat]

Granted: It returns but only on the other side of the country

I wish I wasn't so lame

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: You are so not lame that everyone gets jealous and murders you.

I wish Ryan Dunn didn't pass away.

 

[KitKat]

Granted he comes back as a zombie and eats your brains

I wish I knew what to wish

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted: Your wish comes true, and Jonathon Patches becomes the supreme ruler of the galaxy!


I wish there was ice cream for all!

 

[KitKat]

Granted: There is ice cream for all but its melted

I wish the ice cream hadn't melted

 

[HK-36]

Granted, but it's made from soy-milk and sugar free
I wish Liam Neeson was my bff

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: He finds you. He kills you.

I wish I could kill Chuck Norris.

 

[HK-36]

Granted, as soon as his heart stops beating the space-time continuum rips apart, all the matter in the universe suddenly converts to the point of singularity from the resulting vacuum of awesomeness, until it explodes, causing second Big Bang and recreating the Universe as we know it
I wish HK had a fedora

 

[Ventasia Terana]

Granted, but the fedora does the opposite of what the hat did for Frosty the Snowman, so HK becomes a rusty pile of junk in the back of the closet.

I wish I wasn't such a screw up sometimes.