Corrupt A Wish

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: You go deaf.

I wish daddy would stop beating mom. (Robot Chicken FTW)

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Granted: he does, but then he starts beating you instead.

I wish people would think before they act sometimes.

 

[Menoetius]

Granted, but they think too much and their brains explode.

I wish I was a smokestack.

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: You die due to you being a smokestack.

I wish Disney didn't buy Star Wars.

 

[Laith Varad*]

Granted: The Kardashians buy Star Wars

I wish gas was cheaper.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. Unfortunately, George Lucas takes it back over and the next three films are ewoks and nuclear bombs that are easily stopped by a fridge.

Post-snipe, you nerf herder! FINE! Gas is now cheaper because it's water and your car explodes!

I wish I didn't have a headache.

 

[Laith Varad*]

Granted: You get shot in the head and feel nothing. Hahah. -Nelson laugh-

I wish I wasn't an nerf herder. -weeps-

 

[Menoetius]

Granted, but now everyone abuses your nice guy nature.

I wish I was a pair of Scarlett Johanson's panties.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. She was on her period this week.

I wish @[member="Aeron Darklighter"] wasn't so creepy.

 

[Laith Varad*]

Granted: Aeron Darklighter is less creepy, just a little bit.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work on tuesday.

 

[Jalek Ares]

Granted: Because you don't go to work on Tuesday, you get fired from your job and now you're unemployed.

I wish I had two lightsabers.

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: Both hands get cut off.

I wish for more Jack Bower.

 

[Ronan Dyre]

Granted: Jack Bower is around more. Jack Bauer is disappointed you didn't ask for him and leaves forever though.

I wish I had superhuman speed.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted: Jack Bower struggles with retirement, and takes up a job as a greeter at the local walmart to pass the time. The show is called "8" for the number of hours in a typical shift.


I wish for a chocolate cake to appear out of thin air before me.

 

[Ronan Dyre]

Granted: The Chocolate Cake is poisoned.

I wish to live until I am a 1000!

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Wish Granted: but you survive in a vegetative state, unaware of anything and everything around you.

I wish the weekend was three days long, not two.

 

[Sars Sarad]

Granted: The weekend is three days long but you don't get to enjoy it because you work the weekend now.

I wish I had a steak.

 

[KitKat]

Granted you now have a fat juicy steak in front of you.... but all your teeth have rotted out and you can't eat it.

I wish I had a kitty

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. Your kitty is mean.

I wish yogurt wasn't so gross.

 

[KitKat]

Granted: Yogurt now tastes like the most delicious chocolate ever.... but you become allergic to it.

I wish there was something on TV