Corrupt A Wish

[HK-36]

Granted, you become so exceptionally talented at everything you do (And I mean everything, nudge-nudge, wink-wink) that you take on multiple careers and you don't have time to do Forum Post-by-Post RPs anymore
I wish I stopped lurking on forums and went to get some sleep

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted: You go to sleep... never to lurk these forums again!

I wish that song that doesn't end, would finally end.

 

[Ventasia Terana]

Granted. It ends, but becomes permanently stuck in your head and you can't help but sing it for all eternity.

I wish we'd terraform Mars already so I could live there.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted: Mars gets terraformed, but Earth collapses on itself, and everyone and everything follows you to Mars, and the planet gets renamed Earth 2.0


I wish Vanilla Ice would come back and rule the radiowaves.

 

[Wolan Tsomcren]

Granted; but he starts singing JB's "Baby" all the time

I wish that this massive head ache would go away.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. Your head explodes.

I wish my fingers weren't too cold to type.

 

[Verz Horak]

Your fingers burn off.

I wish for food

 

[HK-36]

Granted, you are presented with a Gammorrean slob cooked by the slimiest of Hutts and served by a Quarren by using only his face tentacles.
I wish I was in a different timezone

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. You're now in the Twilight Zone. Everyone is always on after you go to bed and gets offline when you wake up.

I wish for a puppy.

 

[Sars Sarad]

Granted: The puppy gets bigger......and then eats you.

I wish it was sunny out.

 

[Sparky]

Granted, but it gets so hot everything starts to melt.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Sars Sarad]

Granted: Unfortunately not all of you can teleport. You leave your legs behind.

I wish I knew magic!

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted: Your first trick is to make yourself disappear... only you never find yourself again.


I wish all force users would jump off a cliff.

 

[Garza]

Granted, They fall only 3 feet of the cliff into a net.

I wish my arms would be white like the rest of my body.

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: You get aids.

I wish I was there during Project X (at the party)

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You were. You just got inebriated and didn't remember a thing.

I want a wish that can't be corrupted.

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: Your wish isn't corrupted. Everyone gets mad at you and murders you. It didn't affect the wish >.<

I wish The Empire would destroy the Mandalorians already!

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted: The Mandalorians are vanquished... and in their place, a new force rises... The Tribbles rise and conquer all!

I wish I had Cheesecake right now.

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: You contract aids from it.

I wish I was Trevor Moore

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Granted: You contract aids from him.


I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.