Corrupt a wish

[Jak Sandrow]

Sure thing, Tommy!

*palunktabrunkitapalumfapow.*

I love it!

I wanna go to the moon!

 

[MAI]

You make it but you forgot to pack a spacesuit.

I wish I was in charge of the Star Wars franchise

 

[Zrs'fes]

You have too much work and get over-stressed which causes you to ruin the entire franchise for everyone.

I wish I would have more time.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You are immortal, having all the time you need - but never dying.

Which is actually a bad thing.

I want a flying pony.

 

[Rasu Gan]

You are awarded this flying pony however on one of it's trips it is destroyed by the military who see it as a threat.


I wish for magic beans.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

They don't actually work.

I want to be a pie!

 

[Zrs'fes]

I eat you once you are a pie.

I want to be the most handsome bug scientist in the multiverse.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You are also the most purdyest.

I wish more people got my references.

 

[Rasu Gan]

They do, but they just don't react to them.

I wish for peace.

 

[Zrs'fes]

The peace is so boring that everyone starts fighting again

I wish for unlimited powah!

 

[Jak Sandrow]

YOU ESSPODE FROM TEH POWAH


I want a sandvich.

 

[Zrs'fes]

Heavy beats you up for stealing his SANDVICH! He doesn't like it when others touch his SANDVICHES!

 

[Jak Sandrow]

u just been buried.

I want a PBJ sandwich.

 

[Zrs'fes]

You get a PBG sandvich. And it can sing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoK6k7dYuAM

I wish Darth Jebby's Internet would stop fething up. @[member="Darth Arcis"]

 

[Jak Sandrow]

It stops - completely.

I wish I were an RPJ here.....

 

[Judas of Vahl]

I wish I were an RPJ here.....

c:

 

[Zrs'fes]

I wish I were an RPJ here..... c:

Jebby, You didn't wish anything. So i'm gon wish for you. @[member="Darth Arcis"]

I wish that Bruce Tea™ Clint Beastwood was even more awesome than he already is.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

he is

c:

please? (<-- that is my question)

 

[Zrs'fes]

DAMN YOU DARTH JEBBY! DAAAAAMN YOU !!!!!!

I'm gonna make a wish for Jak as well, since he's too plant to make one.

I wish @[member="Darth Arcis"] aka Darth Jebby <3 gets the position of SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE MULTIVERSE and that I'll be his great commander of something.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

He does. You do too. Then I form a coup and take over from you.

I want to have a good conversation with an RPJ.