Corrupt a wish

[Zrs'fes]

You have a great conversation, but then you step on a mineturtle. HELLO *SPLOSION*

I wish I was sentient water that can fly and flow around.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You get drunken up by me. I become super-sentient.

I wish I could have an army of mine turtles.

 

[MAI]

You gain them but are unable to control where they go, making them blow you and any allies up before they can be properly used.

I wish I had someone to talk philosophy and big named subjects like that with.

 

[Nico Upton]

You find that someone but they're too busy to talk longer than a minute

I wish I could never be captured by any form of law enforcement

 

[Vulpesen]

You get captured by the mafia instead.

I wish I met my parents.

 

[Voroll]

They turn out to be the biggest losers in the galaxy who have to sell their bodies to pay for drugs to swap for food.

I wish I could eat without gaining weight.

 

[Nyxie]

You wish, you wish, you were a fish. :3

I wish being a faction leader wasn't so damn demanding all the time. ;n;

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. You're now staff, and you no longer have any time to RP because of your workload.

I wish the TV would stop playing political commercials.

 

[Atlas Kane]

It stops, but instead you get super annoying commercials about the things you don't like.

I wish my drawing skeelz wouldn't suck.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You become an artist along the lines of Van Gogh... including the depression. And the ear.

I wish I could smell without using my nose.

 

[Ak'lya]

You can, but you now smell everything you've ever touched. Ever.

I wish I could spell without using my nose.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

I don't understand the sentence and I keel yu!

I want some watermelone!

 

[MAI]

You get it but the taste of it is so great once you finish it you'll never have anything like it again.

I wish I was a better speaker in public.

 

[Vulpesen]

you become a master politician who gets assassinated by political enemies.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[MAI]

Achieving it only grants you sadness as those who you grow attached to die away.

I wish I had the abilities to bend the will of others.

 

[Ak'lya]

You do, but everyone hates you for it, and you're killed in your sleep.

I wish I could kill any Sith in the galaxy.

 

[Kyla Foy]

You gained the power to kill all the sith you wanted which caused your body to explode.

I wish I was a celestial! (CORRUPT THAT!!!)

 

[Ak'lya]

OOC: Congratulations. You're a Celestial. You're banned from the boards.
IC: Beyond living forever, you are forced to sit by and watch so the universe doesn't damage it's self.

I want a pony.

 

[Ornko'mad]

Your pony is baked into delicious cupcakes. Mmmm.... cupcakes...

I wish I was a technical whiz.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You become so good, it's criminal, and you're arrested, never to return to SWRP.

I want to do the flop.