Corrupt a wish

[Ornko'mad]

You do... off a building.
http://youtu.be/IDEWhH095C8

I wish for dihydrogen diflouride.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You get it... in your face...

I want some dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[Vulpesen]

Your buddy order's it first at a restaurant so you order H2O two...

I wish I knew what i was afraid of.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You find it... and run screaming like a little girl. A viral HoloNet video (holo?) goes live, and the entire galaxy is laughing at you.

I wish my best friend was an ear of corn.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Nope. You now have a nose of corn.

Your buddy order's it first at a restaurant so you order H2O two...

he he

I want to have someone love meee for meeeeeeeeeeeeee (IC)

 

[Eruna Delmarra]

You find that person and love them, but then something comes and ruins it by having her killed before you can really experience that happiness.

I wish I had my own ship.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You buy a ship, but it's a piece of junk and falls apart.
In hyperspace.

I wish I was a cyborg.

 

[Eruna Delmarra]

You become a cyborg but a. everyone is terrified of you and b. your power systems are crap so you run out of energy too fast.

I wish I had a the power of ice.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You accidentally freeze yourself with your power.

I want a pony.

 

[Eruna Delmarra]

You get bored after one ride and sell it for meat and glue.

I wish I was a princess.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You are princess of the garbage dump. C:<

Can I have a PBJ sandwich?

 

[Voroll]

You get given the move delicious-looking PBJ sandwich in all of existence, but then, uncontrollably, you decide to give it to me before you can even take a bite.

I wish I had peanut butter in the house. And jam.

 

[Eruna Delmarra]

Both of them are expried.

I wish I had the ability to speak any language, even to animals.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You can. Unfortunately, people think you're crazy, so they lock you up.

I would like a pet dinosaur.

 

[Eruna Delmarra]

It's a raptor and...well you don't take care of it well enough. (that's for making me cry over runing my talking powers lol )

I wish I could fly.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Actually, we can all fly - down.

I want a turkey sandwich.

 

[Eruna Delmarra]

The meat has gone bad. lol

I wish I had some amazing superpower.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Your amazing superpower? Invincibility. You unfortunately never discover it, so you live your whole life ignorant to the fact.

I want a flop.

 

[Eruna Delmarra]

You get it but then it's taken away.

I want a jager from Pacific Rim.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

All it can do is punch giant aliens in the face. Sorry.

want glasses
all doge
everyone