Corrupt a wish

[Vulpesen]

you are instead treated like a kitty.

I wish I had a silver tongue to turn any sith to the light.

 

[Ornko'mad]

Your tongue literally becomes silver. You can't speak, but all Sith who see it are immediately jealous and join the Jedi (for all the wrong reasons).

I wish that people would believe me every time I told the truth.

 

[Vulpesen]

Everything you say becomes the truth, and one day you accidentally say "I'm about to die!"

I wish for a fish.

 

[Reela Witko]

You get a shark with a temper.

I wish I had Thor's hammer.

 

[Odeyseis]

Granted, but you can't lift it.

I wish for a new supercomputer.

 

[Reela Witko]

Granted but you don't know how to work it.

I wish I could see anywhere in the world I wanted to.

 

[Emily Vani]

You get that, but as soon as you lay eyes on the first thing, you go blind.

I wish I could eat sweets without getting fat.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You know that sticky feeling in the back of your throat after you eat too many sweets? You have that constantly and can't get rid of it.
Oh, and your teeth fall out.

I wish that I could send thoughts back in time, so all the snappy comebacks I come up with ten minutes later are in my mind when I need them.

 

[Vulpesen]

Your wit gets you in trouble and you disappear as your past self dies in a bar fight.

I wish I was a weaponmaster.

 

[Hauf Xren]

Granted, you are only a weaponmaster of forks, spoons... and knifes!





But butter knifes.
I wish to have a mansion on the beach.

 

[Vulpesen]

Its a beach of Mustafar with a lava seaside view... Did I mention there was no air conditioning?

I wish I was a master of the force.

Spoiler

Your post reminded me of this.

 

[Emily Vani]

Granted, but as soon as you master it, someone who is even more masterful than you kills you.

I wish someone would teach me how to dougie.

 

[Vulpesen]

I'm that someone... Prepare for a lot of weird looks.

I wish I could dance.

 

[Emily Vani]

Granted, you dance until you die. Without stopping. Ever.

I wish I had a Klondike bar.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You do something completely embarrassing for it, and after the few seconds of bliss as you eat it you are universally mocked for the rest of your days.

I wish this wish would not be corrupted.

 

[Vulpesen]

It stays true, but every other wish you make is not only corrupted... the corrupted version comes true.

I still wish I had a tail.

 

[Siqa]

You get a scorpion tail and sting yourself with it.

I wish I could swim without needing to come up for air.

 

[Grima Volitu]

Wish granted....but know you are jellyfish

I wish I had a bag of twizzlers!

 

[Siqa]

Granted but they're all stale.

I wish I could run like the Flash.

 

[Darth Veles]

Granted, but you cannot stop running.

I wish my cat could talk.