Corrupt a wish

[Eruna Delmarra]

Wish denied lol

I wish I wish upon a star. (beat that lol )

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Your nose grows to epic proportions.

I want a blueberry pie.

 

[Rasu Gan]

You are delivered a pie, believing it is blueberry. You take a bite only to discover that it is in fact a boysenberry pie. OH MY GOODNESS! SCANDAL!

I wish that I had great child bearing hips.

 

[Eruna Delmarra]

That's all the boys see you for now. A child bearing machine.

I wish I was a Teen Titan.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You turn twenty.

I wish I could build anything over the course of several minutes.

 

[Azara]

The most you build is a Denny's and no one goes there lol

I wish I wasn't so timid around people.

 

[Toria Sarkoni]

Granted: Now you're a little too friendly.

I wish for the galaxy to legalize slavery..

 

[Ornko'mad]

You are enslaved.

I wish I didn't get tired.

 

[Jacob Remmington]

You use all of your excess energy running in a giant hamster ball. You stop, it explodes.

I wish I could kill anyone I wanted with a single thought.

 

[Reela Witko]

Granted but now you can't fully control it and basically kill anyone, even yourself if you think about it.

I wish I was a movie star.

 

[Jacob Remmington]

Your fans kill you in a stampede.

I wish I had a shiny knife.

 

[Toria Sarkoni]

it's really rusted with a shiny paint job.

I wish I had a billion credits.

 

[Jacob Remmington]

You lose it all in a gamble.

I wish the galaxy imploded on itself.

 

[Toria Sarkoni]

The galaxy is remade.

I wish for galactic war to spread everywhere.

 

[Jacob Remmington]

You are brutally killed as the first casualty in the war.

I wish I had a new motorcycle.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You don't know how to drive it and it crashes.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

 

[Reela Witko]

You are now allergic to dogs instead.

I wish the show, Young Justice, would come back.

 

[Saran Drast]

It does, but it's now worse than the Star Wars holiday special.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You become a loony.

I wish I had a Holy Hand Grenade.

 

[Ak'lya]

You count 1, 2, 5! When no one else is there to correct you, and it fails.

I wish everyone stopped treating me like a cat.