Corrupt a wish

[Vulpesen]

You get mugged and murdered for money

 

[Malok]

I wish ^this guy put a wish.

 

[Vulpesen]

I reply with a quick witted remark.

I wish you would do the same.

 

[Ornko'mad]

He does, and it's better than yours.

I wish I could play KOTOR by closing my eyes.

 

[Ak'lya]

You do, but it begins every time you close them. Because of this, you forget to eat and drink, you can't sleep, and in the end, you save in the arena with Bendak Starkiller. Over your only over save file.

I wish I could keep those I love alive as long as I want.

 

[Serian Loria]

They die smothered by your love.

I wish I had cake.

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

You do, but it's full of pigeon poo.


I wish there wasn't a heatwave going on around me right now.

 

[Ilias Nytrau]

Sure, but then there's a horrid earthquake.

I love sleep, but sometimes I wish it wasn't necessary.

 

[sabrina]

You become a sleepless zombie
I wish for galactic peace, while wearing entering a miss galaxy contest, representing korriban.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

Galactic peace will remove miss galaxy contests as people spend more time working to further the galaxy.

I wish for a galactic underworld empire.

 

[Vulpesen]

You get your empire then like the Black sun, you get crushed when Jedi like me decide you've had your fun.

I wish the republic was as strong as it once was

 

[Corruck Kazen]

The Republic had its turn, then the Empire took over.

I wish the Jedi would Finish off the Sith.

 

[Gilamar Skirata]

They finish off the Sith but now we are stuck in perpetual "Star Peace"

I wish you didn't need to have 50 posts to submit things to the factory

 

[Corruck Kazen]

They remove the necessity, and people begin to post all sorts of things that are unnecessary.

I wish that the Sith would stay either attacking up front or form the shadows, not changing between the two.

 

[Darth Armyss]

They attack out in the open, just not from the direction you happen to be looking at the time

I wish I had some Corellian Ale right now (seriously, I'm parched)

 

[CHANI]

It would be like drinking salt water! more more! dehydration!

I wish for a pony!

 

[Switch]

Your pony bites your hand and runs away. It never liked you.

I wish I had a best friend.

 

[Darth Armyss]

Your best friend eventually betrays you and becomes your worst enemy

I wish for a good night's sleep

 

[Marmora]

You receive a good night's sleep, however you lay paralyzed in bed for the next three days

I wish for a wish

 

[Corruck Kazen]

You get a wish, but some inconsiderate person corrupts it.

I wish that the galaxy would fall into chaos.