Corrupt a wish

[S.A.P.T.D]

As you wish..

*Another, far away galaxy falls into chaos.*

I wish droids where appreciated more.

 

[Marmora]

Droids become more appreciated, however it's only due because of a new sexbot setting

I wish that Revan and Anakin would stop being used as a template for force user characters

 

[Corruck Kazen]

They are stopped used as templates, then we get broken people who are loyal to their cause and people get board of that. Then they wish Anakin and Revan were templates, so the circle continues.

I wish that that's humans were used less and more aliens were created.

 

[Marmora]

Aliens begin to be used more, sadly they are all of the near-human species variety

I wish you had more time

 

[Corruck Kazen]

More time is granted, but it does not allow you to do what you want.

I wish that the galaxies payroll would be more balanced. The money doesn't always get to where it should be.

 

[S.A.P.T.D]

The payroll is balanced... it is split in half, each side placed on one of the scales.
I wish for the next wish to not be granted.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

Your wish is not granted.

I wish to rule the galaxy.

 

[Switch]

You are victorious in your conquest. The galaxy is yours. The damage done to get there has left it largely uninhabitable and empty, and you rule over a graveyard.

I wish to succeed in all I do.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

You do succeed, but in the end your success has cost everyone else theirs. Leaving everyone as your enemy.

I wish to own the planet Mon Calamari.

 

[CHANI]

You do, but you end up eating yourself to death, eating the inhabitants that is.

I want to own one of those giant skyscrapers on Coruscant.

 

[Robb Killian]

You spend your life's savings and buy it, happy with the great deal. That night the support infrastructure gives out and the building collapses in on itself.

I want to kill the Black Sun Vigo who wronged me in the past.

 

[Jaime]

You kill the Black Sun Vigo but also kill your best friend in the process.

I wish to stay out of the spotlight and not be famous.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

You stay out of the spotlight, but then when you need help too few people know you or care.

I wish to own a starfleet of transports.

 

[Darth Armyss]

The transports are linked by a slave circuit, and a hive virus causes them to all jump to a random hyperspace coordinate where they are lost for thousands of years, in a repeat of the Katana Fleet Incident.

I wish to find said transports and have them for myself.

 

[Robb Killian]

You find the transports but after the thousands of years drifting in space they are all derelict and dysfunctional. In short, utterly worthless.

I want to establish a criminal empire strong enough to eradicate the Black Sun.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

It is done, but in the end the empire is brought down by personal enemies.

I wish for people to stop referencing Lucius Malfoy when they see my Avatar.

 

[Robb Killian]

They do, but now they reference Colonel Tavington instead.

I wish 1313 wasn't cancelled.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

It is brought back, but Disney then gives to another company to work on. Making it worse than hoped for.

I wish that Sith would finish the Jedi and stop playing around fighting each other.

([member="Robb Killian"] I would be fine with that. I would love to stop being called Malfoy, or anything related to Harry Potter.)

 

[Robb Killian]

The Sith conquer the galaxy and destroy the Jedi once and for all, having eradicated their ancient foes they find they have nothing left to do, and resume killing each other.

I wish there were fewer gods on this site (no offense to anyone).

 

[Corruck Kazen]

There are fewer gods on this site, but due to the people who made the gods leaving (which was a large chunk of the community, just hypothetical situation), the site begins to fall apart.

I wish for the underworld to overpower both Force types.