Corrupt a wish

[Robb Killian]

It is done, but then the underworld leaders get bored and make force user characters who, having no one to "teach" them, are instantly masters capable of killing the crime lords.

I wish that I could find a ship.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

You have found a ship!!! However it is an incredibly cheep ship that has no hyperdrive and thus you cannot leave the system.

I wish that I owned a second ship.

(If you want you can tag along on my ship, its pretty roomy and I only got a skeleton crew in so the more the merrier. )

 

[Robb Killian]

Your second ship was previously owned by a rival and was rigged to explode, it self-destructs in port, simultaneously destroying your original ship.

I wish that the gungans were extinct.

(I would love to join your crew and stir up some mischief )

 

[The End Narrator]

(Was beat to the punch. Bah!)

Gungans are annihilated by a horrible flesh eating bacteria...and then [member="Robb Killian"] is as well for the original wish was granted.

I wish for an Assassin Droid that kills those who do not grant my wish.

 

[Robb Killian]

The droid malfunctions and kills you.

I wish that darth maul never died.

 

[Onrai]

Granted. Everyone hated him, and he became a whiny little b_tch who did everything Palpatine said. He becomes worse than Anakin.

I wish to enjoy this site more.

 

[The End Narrator]

Granted. My company alone gives you such enjoyment, you dance around happily!

I wish for a wish that never ends.

 

[Robb Killian]

Your wish never ends, but other than that nothing changes.

I wish that I could find a bar thread without a fight of some kind.

 

[Switch]

You sit in a bar, and absolutely nothing happens.

I wish I didn't need sleep to function.

 

[The End Narrator]

You never sleep, and you end up working until your demise.

I wish for a Rockstar

 

[Robb Killian]

You receive the oldest and dirtiest rockstar currently in existence (be it the drink or a person you were after).

I wish the rum wasn't always gone.

 

[The End Narrator]

Granted.

But you have to share with Jack Sparrow, thus causing your ears to bleed after listening to him for just an hour.

I wish to finish this bio and not be distracted by corrupted wishing games!

 

[Corruck Kazen]

Your wish is granted, but then you fall behind in the games and are unable to rejoin due to the weirdness of wishes.

I wish that there were more pictures I could more easily use for my bios.

 

[Robb Killian]

Granted, but they're all from the future harry potter spin-off about Lucius Malfoy.

I wish that all walls were stormtrooper-proof.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

(NOOOOO!!!!)

Walls are made to be completely stormtrooper proof. However they are also made to be incredibly difficult to get through for all people. Making sneak attacks through walls no longer possible.

I wish that I could find a picture for the gun this character has.

 

[The End Narrator]

Granted.

But the gun backfires into your face, causing irreparable damage making everyone cringe as you pass by.

I wish the Empire never existed!

 

[Corruck Kazen]

The Empire never existed, but then the Underworld became the next great enemy. It took over and destroys all other factions.

I wish the planet Coruscant would have a blackout to see what would happen.

 

[Robb Killian]

Coruscant suffers from a planet-wide blackout resulting in millions of deaths as elevators, traffic signals, and life support systems for the under-city cease to function.

I wish that Anakin Skywalker hadn't brought up sand in any conversation, ever.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

He never brings up sand, but unfortunately he starts to bring up other worse subjects...

I wish that authorities would stop chasing Corruck.

 

[The End Narrator]

The authorities stop chasing Corruck, until he runs a light with a speeder, now he is wanted again.
I wish I had an Ewok for a pet.