Junker Pugn
Droid Toyed
Post 6 ...please don’t let me die
<< Ow. Ow. Ow. >> L3P0’s cries for mercy syncopated with the ring of agrinium on rock as Junker Pugn sent moss and powdered stone into the air with every strike. A loud crack announced the successful excavation of one carved belt buckle. Junker Pugn rummaged for it in the grass.
”I am blind! Help me!” cried the droid. The Jawa could not understand L3P0’s words, but the moss and dross all over the droid’s pommel was self-evident. Junker Pugn located his trophy first before clawing away the gunk on his ‘chisel’.
“Nekkel juuvar obwegadada”, sputtered L3P0 in unpublishable Jawaese.
The Jawa shrugged, slotted the droid onto his bandolier and marched off to the temple. L3P0 ran a quick cross-reference of its algorithms to determine whether Junker Pugn’s behaviour might qualify as “non-sentient”. No luck. The opportunity for the droid-saber to ignite and self-clean, incidentally impaling the Jawa, did not exist. Still, languages evolve. L3P0 resolved to update its protocols the next chance it got. Maybe it would get lucky.
They soon arrived at the vast stone doors of the temple that rose high above them. They were closed. The Jawa put his ear to the door, then stood back. He stepped forward again and knocked. It made a muffled sound that could not possibly have penetrated the structure. As usual, it would be up to the droid.
There had to be a password. L3P0 searched its databases for suitable Jedi passwords. It found one that might work if anyone could hear it. It just needed to get the context right. The droid thought carefully then proceeded with a firm human male voice.
“It’s over, Commander. The Galactic Alliance has been routed. They’re fleeing into the woods. We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit.”
<< Ow. Ow. Ow. >> L3P0’s cries for mercy syncopated with the ring of agrinium on rock as Junker Pugn sent moss and powdered stone into the air with every strike. A loud crack announced the successful excavation of one carved belt buckle. Junker Pugn rummaged for it in the grass.
”I am blind! Help me!” cried the droid. The Jawa could not understand L3P0’s words, but the moss and dross all over the droid’s pommel was self-evident. Junker Pugn located his trophy first before clawing away the gunk on his ‘chisel’.
“Nekkel juuvar obwegadada”, sputtered L3P0 in unpublishable Jawaese.
The Jawa shrugged, slotted the droid onto his bandolier and marched off to the temple. L3P0 ran a quick cross-reference of its algorithms to determine whether Junker Pugn’s behaviour might qualify as “non-sentient”. No luck. The opportunity for the droid-saber to ignite and self-clean, incidentally impaling the Jawa, did not exist. Still, languages evolve. L3P0 resolved to update its protocols the next chance it got. Maybe it would get lucky.
They soon arrived at the vast stone doors of the temple that rose high above them. They were closed. The Jawa put his ear to the door, then stood back. He stepped forward again and knocked. It made a muffled sound that could not possibly have penetrated the structure. As usual, it would be up to the droid.
There had to be a password. L3P0 searched its databases for suitable Jedi passwords. It found one that might work if anyone could hear it. It just needed to get the context right. The droid thought carefully then proceeded with a firm human male voice.
“It’s over, Commander. The Galactic Alliance has been routed. They’re fleeing into the woods. We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit.”
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