Judas Zambrano

[Darth Carnifex]

*postures in Zambrano thread*

Easy.

Breezy.

Beautiful.

*strikes a pose*

CoverDorn.

>:[

 

[Cilara Ventril]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

How do none of your kids have facial hair?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Because of the genes on their mother's side.

Gives them weak chins.

 

[Cilara Ventril]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

You should give the ones you like fake beards. So still none of them.

 

[Judas Zambrano]

[member="Invicta Zambrano"]

Fine, I shall spare father till after he revives you. You get off easy this time [member="Darth Vornskr"]

[member="Harley"]

Hello my fair lady.

[member="Cilara Ventril"]

No one would want one of those horrible beards anyway. Looks like it hasn't been washed in years. Wait do I see a bird living inside my fathers beard?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

It's the crow who tolls your doom.

You little shiv.

[member="Judas Zambrano"]

 

[Zerrene Torran]

. . . . . .Man, something tells me I might have an influx of contracts, soon.

 

[James Crowley]

[member="Zerrene Torran"]

You just might.

 

[Zerrene Torran]

Annndddd, there he is.
*Looks around her*
Are you following me?



[member="James Crowley"]

 

[Hailey Sosis]

[member="Harley"]

Hello my fair lady.

I ain't fair

 

[Judas Zambrano]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

My doom at from what? The stench of you not practicing proper hygiene? *rolls eyes*

Is this coming from the biggest shiv of them all?


[member="Harley"]

Fine then my slightly psychopathic lady.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

The doom of becoming an experiment like your sister.

Doomed to die, and be cloned endlessly by your father for shizzles and giggles.

[member="Judas Zambrano"]

 

[Jack Rand]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

Sounds like fun, I wouldn't mind a few clones of myself.

 

[Judas Zambrano]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

Sounds like fun. I'll be sure to castrate yout before you kill me.

*Sighs* Why can't we just get along? We are blood after all.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Because you came knocking at my door, claiming your the spawn of some filth I knocked up twenty or thirty years ago, and began to bother me.

[member="Judas Zambrano"]

 

[Cilara Ventril]

[member="Darth Vornskr"] [member="Judas Zambrano"]

And he has no beard.

 

[Jaxton Ravos]

Just once I'd like to see a Zambrano that isn't Kaine's child or squeeze. Maybe a third cousin or somesuch.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

[member="Jaxton Ravos"].

[member="Maria Natalja"] is Kaine's cousin.

But she abandoned the family.

[member="Aeshma Zambrano"] is also his cousin.

[member="Lord Theatrum"] is also his cousin.

[member="Cennika Hawk"] is also his cousin.

[member="Lara Zambrano"] is his niece.

[member="Mordecai Zambrano"] is his younger brother.

And he has some uncles and aunts in there somewhere, all of them NPC though.

 

[Ellie Mors]

I think I speak for everyone when I say its time to stop.

 

[Faye Terrik]

Has anyone dared to make a family tree?