Judas Zambrano

[Mrrew]

I'm going to find some way to make a Hutt Zambrano...

 

[Lara Zambrano]

[member="Morrigan"]

Zambrano Bio:

[insert bug-eyed alien species]/Epicanthix hybrid

When [insert name here] was abandoned by his father [insert Kaine here], he ran off to [insert planet full of bars here]. He drank a lot and decided that Kaine had to die painfully.

The end.

LMAO. I feel so bad for my cousins.

 

[The End Narrator]

When someone tried to throw a Zambrano from an establishment*

Always with you, it cannot be done.

Hear you nothing that I say?

 

[Cross Ikon]

[member="Lara Zambrano"]

I still haven't decided who Kerrel is related to.

 

[The End Narrator]

I'm going to find some way to make a Hutt Zambrano...

Just make a child of either [member="Mordecai Zambrano"] or [member="Darth Vornskr"] from a really drunk night.

 

[Mrrew]

Just make a child of either Mordecai Zambrano or Darth Vornskr from a really drunk night.

He will be named Beardy the Hutt.

 

[Lara Zambrano]

Just make a child of either [member="Mordecai Zambrano"] or [member="Darth Vornskr"] from a really drunk night.

No go awai, mordecai isn't like Kaine in that department..

thx god.

 

[Judas of Vahl]

[member="Aaralyn Rekali"]

Nope. I've already got one child and she's good enough for me.

^^

 

[Darth Carnifex]

PM me?

[member="Morrigan"]

 

[Lara Zambrano]

[member="Aaralyn Rekali"]

Nope. I've already got one child and she's good enough for me.

^^

:wub:

 

[Cross Ikon]

[member="Aaralyn Rekali"]

Nope. I've already got one child and she's good enough for me.

^^

*Doesn't mention his own Zeltron bastard babies... Or the Hapan ones, either...*

 

[The End Narrator]

PM me?

[member="Morrigan"]

Don't do it, it's a trap!

[member="Lara Zambrano"]

Quiet child...go find your mother.

 

[Lara Zambrano]

Don't do it, it's a trap!

[member="Lara Zambrano"]

Quiet child...go find your mother.

At least I know who mine is.

 

[Cross Ikon]

Quiet child...go find your mother.

Do mothers even exist for Zambranos? I mean, Kaine has enough hair...

 

[Lara Zambrano]

Do mothers even exist for Zambranos? I mean, Kaine has enough hair...

They do when their father isn't Kaine.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

They do when their father isn't Kaine.

Get it?

It's because I murder them.

 

[Lara Zambrano]

Get it?

It's because I murder them.

Or eat them...

.....huehuehuehue

 

[Invicta Zambrano]

Or let them get murdered

 

[Yoru Shakou]

I was going to make some witty retort, though now I think I'll just take [member="Invicta Zambrano"] for spectral tea and gossip.

 

[Jack Rand]

Kaine needs to make a calender and each picture is wife of the month. Then they die at the end of various circumstances.

He's like Henry the 8th