Judas Zambrano

[Ellie Mors]

[member="Faye Terrik"]
It would be outdated the next day.

 

[Faye Terrik]

[member="Darth Vitium"]

It's what happens when you breed like rabbits

 

[Lara Zambrano]

[member="Jaxton Ravos"].

[member="Maria Natalja"] is Kaine's cousin.

But she abandoned the family.

[member="Aeshma Zambrano"] is also his cousin.

[member="Lord Theatrum"] is also his cousin.

[member="Cennika Hawk"] is also his cousin.

[member="Lara Zambrano"] is his niece.

[member="Mordecai Zambrano"] is his younger brother.


And he has some uncles and aunts in there somewhere, all of them NPC though.

:wub: hai uncle.

at least my dad stayed with my mum....don't give him ideas

 

[Judas of Vahl]

[member="Judas Zambrano"]

Another poor, broken child that I'll have to babysit because his real daddy doesn't love him.

 

[Jack Rand]

[member="Mordecai Zambrano"]

That's what you get for being born second, I understand your pain.

 

[Judas of Vahl]

[member="Jack Rand"]

I don't mind being born second. Kaine got all of the cons that came with being an incest-born child and took the brunt of the physical and mental problems while I was born with a cool beard and armor.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

I took all of the mental problems on my way out.

Mordecai got the sloppy seconds.

[member="Mordecai Zambrano"]

 

[Judas Zambrano]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

All I want from you is your head on my wall and all that child support.

[member="Mordecai Zambrano"]

Yes your beard looks a hundred times better and cleaner.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

My beard is made of pure malice.

And is stronker than Mandalorian Iron.

[member="Judas Zambrano"]

 

[The End Narrator]

Oh for the love of....

Please, stahp. No more!

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

 

[Judas of Vahl]

Please, stahp. No more!

She said that too.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

She said that too.

huehuehue

 

[The End Narrator]

She said that too.

I want to say something about Hutts and Dugs here, but I can't really get anything structured together. Sorry. I guess that's what Zambrano's prefer.

huehuehue

You two are just terrible.

 

[Slot 13]

*strokes Aurum* Hmm.... Interesting....
[member="Judas Zambrano"]

Man. Now I feel like I need to make a Zambrano too!

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Man. Now I feel like I need to make a Zambrano too!

Do it.

We are Legion.

 

[Judas of Vahl]

I want to say something about Hutts and Dugs here

Guess where the term slugthrower came from.

 

[Slot 13]

Butbut..... *sighs and submits*

Truthfully, I don't know where I would begin.
[member="Darth Vornskr"]

 

[The End Narrator]

*strokes Aurum* Hmm.... Interesting....
[member="Judas Zambrano"]

Man. Now I feel like I need to make a Zambrano too!

OoOoOo *flexes* Zambrano's are like the non-epics of Chaos. They're grey leveled items.

Do it.

We are Legion.

Legion of [Fill in the Blank, must be a derogatory word.]

Guess where the term slugthrower came from.

When someone threw out a Zambrano from an establishment?

 

[Judas of Vahl]

When someone threw out a Zambrano from an establishment?

When someone tried to throw a Zambrano from an establishment*

 

[Cross Ikon]

[member="Morrigan"]

Zambrano Bio:

[insert bug-eyed alien species]/Epicanthix hybrid

When [insert name here] was abandoned by his father [insert Kaine here], he ran off to [insert planet full of bars here]. He drank a lot and decided that Kaine had to die painfully.

The end.