I had to put this up since I was having laughs and feels all the way through. Related to
this thread with [member=Cylus Jest] and
this one with [member=Chiasa Kritivaas]
[22:59:35] [member=Zylah Dvale]/[member=Tanek Santii]: Ooooh
[22:59:37] Zylah: Ohhhhhh
[22:59:40] Zylah: Ohhhmygosh
[22:59:42] Zylah: o_o
[22:59:49] Zylah: -chokes on popcorn-
[22:59:52] [member=Des Kovak]: You saw it.
[22:59:56] Zylah: Totes saw it
[22:59:57] Des: You saaaaw iiiit.
[23:00:00] Zylah: Not gonna say anything
[23:00:15] Zylah: Though that was like my first thought XD But I'm not gonna say anything. I think. I think. Holyshit XD
[23:00:30] Zylah: I mean no. But daaamn. Daaaaamn. Daaaaamn
[23:00:31] Zylah: xD
[23:00:34] Des: Shit gettin' so real you could put it in a box and Schrödinger would still think it was there.
[23:01:06] Zylah: What you gonna do? XD
[23:01:10] Des: >3> ...I need an adult
[23:01:21] Des: And I need a plan.
[23:01:28] Des: A subversive, nefarious plan.
[23:01:38] Des: I need a Sithy plan...
[23:01:44] Des: And I need to use [member=Kaia Vullen] to do it.
[23:01:49] Zylah: You actually gonna do it? XD
[23:02:09] Des: What choice do I have?
[23:02:11] Zylah: DAaaaamn. Ohhhh. I mean...
redacted explative. You'll get noticed. You'll be in trouble, succeed or fail.
[23:02:18] Zylah: We're talking bounties, possibly stripped of the Force
[23:02:18] Des: I know.
[23:02:20] Des: I knooow.
[23:02:24] Des: It's awesome.
[23:02:29] Des: But it's so bad.
[23:02:30] Zylah: I know. O_O That's the thing
[23:02:39] Zylah: Maybe Tanek and Des will become friends after all...
[23:02:52] Des: Probably not.
[23:03:03] Des: Seeing as Des' only safe way out at this point... is...
[23:03:08] Des: O_O
[23:03:12] Des: They've planned this.
[23:03:18] Des: They have this all worked out.
[23:03:19] Zylah: As it so happens, I know of a Sith Lord (soon to be anyway) looking for an apprentice, seeing as [member=Saiah] declined...
[23:03:27] Zylah: WHY AM I HELPING
[23:03:29] Zylah: I AM NOT HELPING
[23:03:32] Zylah: Let the record show I'm not helping XD
[23:03:34] Des: NO NO NO
[23:03:37] Des: SERIOUSLY
[23:03:47] Zylah: Also, what? o3o Whatwhatwhat who are in on this, what you talking about?
[23:03:48] Des: THEY WERE PLANNING THIS ALL ALONG I'M TELLING YOU
[23:03:59] Des: Think about it.
[23:04:06] Des: Des gets kicked out of the order.
[23:04:13] Des: Who does he know that he can turn to?
[23:04:19] Zylah: One Sith.
[23:04:26] Des: Who does he know outside of the Order that can get him out safe?
[23:04:35] Zylah: .......Nooooo.....
[23:04:38] Des: Yeeeeees.
[23:04:45] Zylah: o________________o noooooooooooo
[23:04:50] Zylah: Wow.
[23:04:54] Des: x3x yeeeeessss
[23:04:58] Zylah: Is this magic level rp I'm seeing here?
[23:05:06] Des: This is whaaaaaat?
[23:05:21] Des: It could be a coincidence, but seriously it is too perfect.
[23:05:28] Zylah: It really is. It so is
[23:05:37] Zylah: But.. I thought the Sith hated the Red Ravens?
[23:05:43] Des: Well yes.
[23:05:59] Des: But the only person's word I have that Jest is working for the Sith is... Jest's.
[23:06:12] Zylah: Maybe it's a...... Jest
For the record, I know the whole Chiasa/Jest conspiracy theory is probably bollocks, but this was such a fun idea to entertain it got mylaughing all over the place.