The Aftermath of one night on Zeltros (Leori gets married)(Vulpesen gets sold)

[Leori Sheltrak]

Leori shrugged. "I'm not really sure anymore. At one point, I thought I might have children and retire from the overwhelming responsibility that the Jedi life entails, but now I'm not so sure." She wasn't a spry chicken, even though she looked it. Her body wouldn't be so agreeable forever. "But I'm bordering on too late for that now," she said with a sigh.

As they continued to walk, she continued to talk. "Not that I will have regrets, because I chose this life. It just makes me wonder if I missed opportunities because I was too busy to notice them."

[member="Jack Harkness"]

 

[Jack Sheltrak]

[member="Vulpesen"] [member="Leori Sheltrak"]

Well settling down wasn't always something he would recommend but he could see the appeal and he wasn't going to be young forever. "Well if you ever want to try and can't find anyone, I am here. I have done things for friends that were more questionable as it were and courting a jedi master who is a healer and unforgettable. I would be all for it."

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

Leori could hear him speaking, but her attention was drawn away. Suddenly she was looking around suspiciously. Her eyes narrowed. They'd been here before. She could feel it.

She interrupted him. "We've been here before...."

 

[Jack Sheltrak]

[member="Leori Sheltrak"]

He had been through here plenty of time but had to admit he did seem to recall coming through here in a drunken stupor recently. With a look around he saw one of hsi old friends and spoke. "Ish how have you been." The man was cold but then warmed up giving a hug to both of them as he spoke. "Finally you are back, I got the ring resized and the jewel you wanted Jack.... Your lovely bride here she is a special one to keep you yes." Jack paled and stood there while the man dug around in his pockets.

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

[member="Jack Harkness"]

Leori blinked as she was hugged. Who was this? Ring? Bride? WHAT!!???

"Um, pardon me. Did you just say bride?" The Jedi Master was trying to be calm, but she was anything but calm. She was freaking out. Her eyes turned then to Jack. "Who in their right mind would have married us in our condition? And when did it take place?"

Too many questions. Not enough answers. But, there was another piece of the puzzle solved. One less gap....

 

[Jack Sheltrak]

[member="Leori Sheltrak"]

Jack was curious about that as well. "Ish what are you talking about?" The man looked at him. "You don't remember you and your lovely lady friend came into the church after those strippers were chasing you, said you traded them your friend for a ring and showed it to me. Then the two of you saw we do weddings and said you should get married you had a ring after all." He paused for a moment and then turned to Leori. "We get plenty of intoxicated people coming through here for weddings and the most popular is the is the zeltrons in love theme weddings. Jack here wore one of the best dresses credits can buy and you were able to give your auto print."

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

Chased by Strippers? WTF. Traded a person for a ring? Who was worth a ring? Which friend? WHY MUST THERE BE MORE QUESTIONS!!!!

Needless to say, Leori's head might explode at any moment. "He wore the dress?" was all that she managed to inquire. Any drunk fool could put their hand on a scanner. "Well aren't we the picture of good sammaritans..." she trailed off as she started to wander off, leaving Jack to deal with the mess about the ring.

Leori was looking around for something, anything that would spark a memory, but there was nothing. Just the sense that she'd been there before. And there were still five days unaccounted for...

 

[Jack Sheltrak]

[member="Leori Sheltrak"]

Jack looked at Leori go off and he let his hand linger for a moment before turning back to Ish. "So you have the ring then?" The man gave a nod of his head and presented the two gold bands and a third with a golden crystal set in it with diamonds. Well at least he had good taste still while he was blacked out. "Well thank you and if you can recall anything else." The man handed it over to him and spoke. "Well you two did say something about ditching two other jedi who were sticks in the mud. Then ran off towards your house to celebrate." Harkness gave a nod of his head to that while he moved after Leori and was looking around. "Well if it means anything... I am sure you would have looked stunning in the dress." He offered a smile and held the ring with the shining solari piece in it. "Isn't this one of your jedi crystals?"

 

[Vulpesen]

As for the friend traded for a ring, that was proving a bit of a problem. Feeling the absence of a furry body against her thighs one the zeltros strippers awoke to see Vulpesen trying to walk away. After a few urgent shakes, Vulpesen found himself faced with several strippers moving into formation around him. "Oh, good morning madams, how are you?"

"Very good sweetie, I hope you weren't about to leave." The speaker was a particularly sultry woman who seemed to step VERY close to the young jedi. Of course, her sisters in... well sisters in nothing seemedto be surrounding him.

"Well, I'm afraid I've got company that I should be meeting so if you wouldn't mi-" He was quickly cut off as another Zeltron who stepped up.

"Honey, your friends traded us for a ring. Distasteful thing monogamy, but I'm not one to judge." She gave a small smile and kissed his cheek, just before he felt and heard a small slap on his lower body.

Vulpesen let out a small yelp and slowly turned around. "Oh, Zarro's gonna kill me." He cast a glance to Ace who leaped to his arm. "Ladies, its been swell... I think. But if you don't mind I must be off." He started to slowly back away from the group, despite his surrounded condition.

"Oh, I don't think you understand. You've been traded to us. You aren't going anywhere." With that declaration, Vulpesen finally caught wind and a few tings started to make sense.

"Ok then... ACE, BANG!" He placed his hands over his ears just as Ace let out a piercing howl. It staggered those who weren't prepared for it and in a moment, Vulpesen was off, pushing past two of the girls to dash off. "Jack, I'm gonna kill you!" He didn't know where the Grand Chancellor was. Nor did he have any proof. But he was rather sure that this was HIS fault. And thus started the running of the strippers through the streets of Zeltron as Vulpesen dashed ahead, dressed in nothing but boxers and an ashlan wolf sitting on his shoulders.

[member="Jack Harkness"] [member="Leori Sheltrak"]

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

Leori turned when she heard Jack speak again. She tried to smile back. "Well I'll be happy if I had clothes on at all at this point...." She stopped talking when he showed her the ring. The Jedi Master had only seen holo images of a solari. And now there was one before her very eyes. "It is. It is powerful, for those faithful to the lightside and pure of heart. I hardly seem worthy of it at the moment..."

She sighed. "Well, where did we go next?" The Jedi Master inquired of her...husband.

[member="Jack Harkness"] [member="Vulpesen"]

 

[Jack Sheltrak]

[member="Leori Sheltrak"] [member="Vulpesen"]

Harkness spared a second, he thought somewhere someone was screaming out his name in either lust or anger.... or all three sometimes it was hard to tell. .... Then he turned back to Leori as Ish ran up. "Oh and Jack don't forget your holophotos, they came out well the the party at the news was a lot of fun." He looked at the holopad showing the announcement and pictures. He looked at the two people in white dresses and while the zeltrons might not have celebrated monogamy they always looked for a reason to party. He gave a smile and flipped though a few of them though showing the reception and them dancing on the parade ground with the others. In the background was Vulpesen with his seven strippers dancing provocatively wearing nothing but his own smile.

Damn these drugs were good, or whatever they had drank. He couldn't remember any of this and he should as he turned to Leori his wife and spoke to her. "Master jedi... you have of the the kindest hearts I have ever known. Besides purity of mind and body can mean little to your spirit and you jedi are all about the spirit. Maybe the reason I picked this for you was because no matter what you'd always be able to have it and wear it." He offered an arm to bring her in. "And it does seem a shame to not put it on your finger, I mean something like this surely must mark you as special and show your that talented."

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

DragonsFlame would rub his eyes as he peeked out at Zeltros. The Jedi Master had just woken up not too long ago.. He didn't remember much about the party. Maybe that was for the best.

Of course, the first thing he saw upon peeking out at the street was [member="Vulpesen"] running down the streets with no clothes on. The Jedi Master would furrow his brow and shake his head.

"Vulpesen, what the HELL do you think you're doing?" he called out. He didn't look happy, that was for sure. Master DragonsFlame wasn't normally the grumpy sort, but invoke his wrath and watch out...

[member="Jack Harkness"] [member="Leori Sheltrak"]

 

[Vulpesen]

A howl peirced the area next to [member="Leori Sheltrak"] and [member="Jack Harkness"]. For those who knew Ace, tit was obvious that this was not him, far too deep, somewhere around a tenor instead of the smaller wolf's alto. A moment later, Vulpesen burst through a crowd of Zeltrons, dashing by the confusingly married couple but moving too fast to really take notice. Right behind him moved the Zeltrons with a rather interesting grace and a sense of acrobatic skill. "Ok, I guess it couldn't have been bad." His head was too fogged by pheromones and a hangover for his force powers to be much use. But his natural powers... As the women got close, he let out another howl. The natural force of his voice was enough to stagger them but the effect was lessening as they grew used to the noise. "Son of a-" He turned around to see one of the ladies had blocked his path. Wait, something was in her hand. What in the w- MY PANTS AND JACKET! He saw the glint of silver, the mark that his saber lay hidden in the cloth. "Oh, this is not good!" As he heard the voice of Dragonsflame, he turned his head and his eyes widened greatly. "Really not good! Sir, I swear I have no idea whats going on!"

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

Leori grabbed the holopad after Jack had a look and was smiling. She looked at the pictures with her eyes bugging out of her head. That was a lot of people that she had no recollection of whatsoever. That was certainly not a good thing in her mind. And the dress she was wearing wasn't one that she'd brought, so they'd obviously made another stop she didn't know of. "That dress is new..." was all that she could say.

Jack interrupted her collection of thoughts. At that moment, everything he said was exactly what she needed to hear to not fall apart in public. He offered her his arm, and she took it. But she wasn't ready to accept the ring at that present moment. "Let's finish this investigation first..."

And the high pitched noise made her blink. And a half naked Vulpesen made her shake her head. "Was that Vulpesen?"

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

Josh gave a sigh. This little fiasco had gone on long enough. He clenched his fist and waved his hand, causing the Zeltronian stripper to have her head slammed into the ground. Not enough to cause serious damage, but she'd be out cold for awhile, with Vulpesen's pants and jacket hanging from her hands.

"Grab your blasted clothes, Master Vulpesen" he commanded firmly as he walked over, noticing the "married couple". He looked over at [member="Leori Sheltrak"] and [member="Jack Harkness"] and smirked faintly. "So! I heard there was a wedding in Zeltros not too long ago?" he teased, a grin starting to form on his face.

Oh, he wasn't going to let Leori live this down.

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

And suddenly Joshua appeared. Holy crap her head was starting to hurt now. And he moved closer to them. He was smirking. He already knew what was happening, and she was just finding out herself. "So I just heard. Do you remember any of it?"

 

[Jack Sheltrak]

[member="Joshua DragonsFlame"] [member="Leori Sheltrak"] [member="Vulpesen"]

Jack gave a nod to that and the people running past them had his attention going as he heard the familiar voice. "Well looks like we found the others... The force works in mysterious ways... Right that is how it goes?" He had a look on his face though while looking at the man running in the street. He saw Vulpesen and stared at him while the ones who he guessed had been chasing him were on his tail. Maybe he messed up one of the routines but he looked at the pictures again and gave a small laugh. "Alright we'll finish the investigation and then have a long discussion." He looked at Joshua who was coming and smiled. "Maybe depends do you remember who's idea it was?"

 

[Vulpesen]

Vulpesen nodded and dashed for his clothes while the others seemed rather shocked Josh's display of power. Sweeping up the Jacket, he swirled it around, letting it slide easily onto his arms. Of course, his happiness was quickly enhanced and shattered as the remaining zeltrons let out a powerful phenomenal release. Ok, they did not want to give this particular prize up. Vulpesen guessed that he could take that as a compliment. His shirt was nowhere to be seen, but the jacket was a welcome covering as well as his pants as he quickly got them on, fighting off the phenomenal urges. Ace however was not so lucky. Being six inches tall and with a powerful nose, the wolf swooned for a moment before dropping off the master's shoulders. "Woah there!" Vulpesen's hand darted out to catch his companion. He was never an orthodox jedi. He always relied on his passions a bit more than others. Now this left him with a good question. How much longer could he hang on?

[member="Joshua DragonsFlame"]
[member="Leori Sheltrak"]
[member="Jack Harkness"]

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

The Jedi Master gave a sigh. It was time he used his secret weapon here.

"John! Scare them off!" he commanded with a sudden fire. The little dragon would fly out of Josh's robes, soaring through the air before letting out a jet of fire toward the Zeltrons, sending them scurrying and likely out of sight. Josh would call the little dragon back as he eagerly landed on his shoulder. He smiled as he patted his head, the small creature letting out an affectionate coo in response as Josh looked over at the married couple.

"I kept myself sober, stuck around in order to train myself in handling and keeping calm in the midst of pheromones. Figured I'd make sure you guys stayed alive while I was at it" he explained. "Yeah.. I kind of just stayed in the back and laughed when you two got married. I remember Leori being drunk out of her mind, and Harkness was... Surprisingly less drunk. Wouldn't be shocked if someone had spiked the drinks... Jack" he said, eying Harkness with an eyebrow raised.

[member="Vulpesen"]
[member="Leori Sheltrak"]
[member="Jack Harkness"]

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

Leori nodded, that was how the saying went. Right now, it was certainly mysterious....And didn't seem to be working in their favor. Perhaps it was the will of the drugs and alcohol...

It did not please her to know that the Grand Master of the Jedi decided to hang back and watch everything unfold instead of intervening when she was clearly intoxicated and drugged. "So if you knew that we'd been drugged, why didn't you do anything about it?"