The Aftermath of one night on Zeltros (Leori gets married)(Vulpesen gets sold)

[Jack Sheltrak]

[member="Leori Sheltrak"] [member="Joshua DragonsFlame"] [member="Vulpesen"]

Harkness looked at Dragonsflame. "Hey now don't look at me I may like to party but I like remembering it. What we have here is a mystery people... and there is only one way to solve a mystery." He looked at CVulpesen who put some cloths on. "Knight Culpesen... I think I owe you an apology... Mayeb you look like you had a great time." He turned to Leori and while he might not be holding her like before he slid the ring into his pocket. "That isn't very jedi like."

 

[Vulpesen]

Vulpesen's eyes widened as the final puzzle fell in place. He turned quickly on the Chancellor, pointing an accusing finger. "YOU!" He started to walk towards him, a fire in his eyes. "YOU SOLD ME! FOR A KARKING RING YOU SOLD ME!" [member="Joshua DragonsFlame"] might have been angry, but Vulps had just been spun into a world of pissed he had never been before in his life! "Do you have any idea what I just went through? I have never in my entire life found myself in a situation like that, and honestly whatever your plan did, I can't even have the decency to remember anything but waking up!"

[member="Jack Harkness"]
[member="Leori Sheltrak"]

 

[Vulpesen]

Vulpesen's eyes widened as the final puzzle fell in place. He turned quickly on the Chancellor, pointing an accusing finger. "YOU!" He started to walk towards him, a fire in his eyes. "YOU SOLD ME! FOR A KARKING RING YOU SOLD ME!" [member="Joshua DragonsFlame"] might have been angry, but Vulps had just been spun into a world of pissed he had never been before in his life! "Do you have any idea what I just went through? I have never in my entire life found myself in a situation like that, and honestly whatever your plan did, I can't even have the decency to remember anything but waking up!"

[member="Jack Harkness"]
[member="Leori Sheltrak"]

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

He smirked a bit at her question. "That's a good question, actually" he said. "Just realize this... When a Jedi Master decides to marry the Supreme Chancellor Of The Galactic Republic on Zeltros, a filthy planet filled to the brink with scum that reminds me a tad of Nar Shadda... Word spreads. Fast. And what happens when certain unsavory people know that those two kind of people are in the same place, likely intoxicated and unable to defend themselves, in a sea of filth? Well... Let's just say they see a chance to earn some money from bringing in the heads of certain parties"

"And let's also say that if I wasn't a Jedi, I'd make a pretty little credit being an assassin bodyguard for celebrities and political figures... Or intoxicated Jedi and authority figures getting married dead drunk in a run down Zeltros chapel. And let's say that your wedding only went off without a hitch because a certain Jedi Grandmaster hung back in the shadows and made sure that certain... Unsavory people didn't loop off certain people's heads"

"That and... I tried to reason with you, actually. You were so karked up that when I tried to talk to you in the dressing room, you started going on about bantha fur being really soft, then tried to straddle me so you could lick me. So forgive me for not trying again after that"

[member="Leori Sheltrak"]

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

The Jedi Master didn't believe that Jack had drugged them, since as he said, he enjoyed himself and liked to remember it. So they were back to square one it seemed. Vulpesen was rightfully upset, and angry that he'd been traded to a gang of strippers. And, he was in much the same situation as they were.

"Well, I don't remember anything either. And apparently, it's been five days that we were in the hotel."

Joshua finally responded. And she wasn't buying his explanation. "Well you could have told the official that I wasn't in any state to make that kind of decision." She wasn't even going to comment on the straddle and lick claim. There were no bells ringing in her mind. It may have happened, may not have, she'd never know it seemed...

"Okay, then where did we go next?" She inquired of the Grandmaster of the Jedi.

 

[Jack Sheltrak]

[member="Leori Sheltrak"] [member="Joshua DragonsFlame"] [member="Vulpesen"]

Harkness looked at Vulps... and whistled "Nooo I am certain that didn't happen. Besides it looks like you had a good time." He listened to Dragonsflame speak about the place and this was wild space not the outer rim territories where crimes grow big. There was security and plenty of people here. The experience on zeltros was always good and they were happy to make sure their guests didn't get killed. "I think we should head to my place it is on the other side of the district and we can all sit down with some water to relax." Harkness started walking off an offered for them to come while he looked at Vulps. "So did you and the girls do any?" He gave a wink and smirk. "You can thank me later cause I don't remember but everyone deserves one wold story"

 

[Vulpesen]

The knight's eyes narrowed as he glared at the happy go lucky chancellor. "All the facts say otherwise and you owe me so much more than an apology." As Jack sspoke of the possibility of fun, the jedi grumbled. "Its only fun when I can remember what happened. That memory you speak of, IS NOT IN MY HEAD!" Yeah, Vulpesen Espadus Torrevaso was NOT happy right now. Of course as the others started moving, he found himself moving with them. "I really need to regain those memories."

[member="Leori Sheltrak"]
[member="Joshua DragonsFlame"]
[member="Jack Harkness"]

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

"Trust me" he said, shaking his head. "I can still feel your tongue on my karking neck. It's too nuts to make up" he commented, noticing her expression, showing obvious she didn't believe a word he said. "And I tried, but the ministers here are... Weird. Gave me an earful about trying to screw him out of his money. And stabbing him wouldn't look good on the Jedi, and Jack would have just hired another one anyway" he explained.

He looked over at Vulpesen giving Harkness an earful and sighed. "Calm yourself, Vulpesen" he commanded firmly.

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

Leori awaited a response from Joshua, and Jack spoke. He suggested resting and rehydrating. It was a smart plan. "Yes, we should drink water. Lots of water." They all needed to flush their systems, clearly.

She rubbed the back of her neck as Joshua told him that she'd licked him. The Jedi Master felt very dirty. "I apologize for that. But clearly you managed to restrain me in part." Considering what she'd learned, she wouldn't have been surprised if he told her they slept together. And wouldn't that be just peachy, the Jedi Master sleeping with teenager boys....

 

[Jack Sheltrak]

[member="Leori Sheltrak"] [member="Joshua DragonsFlame"] [member="Vulpesen"]

"It is this way." He kept walking and leading the way while looking at Vulpesen and then at Leori. The path through the district went past plenty of stalls and elaborate homes until it came to the large walls and the gates opened. Leading to a street with gardens and fountains. "Alright this way." He kept going down the walk way and towards one of the long paths. There was a decent sized home standing with two stories and shrubs out front crafted and leading the way along the path with two ponds off to the side of the path. The house was a deep ebony and matched some of the others around it while he started walking the way down the path.

Jack went to the doors and opened them while taking his shoes off. "We are here, Vulpesen there are fresh cloths upstairs in the room you might want to take a shower, Grandmaster there is plenty of space in the living room just mind the tapestries." He kept going in and left the heavy wood doors open as the imported floors shined from a fresh cleaning. The rest of the house on the ground floor was a large living room and immaculate kitchen filled with the latest equipment for cooking solid meals, artwork from around the Republic and he pointed upstairs. "Plenty of space if you want to lay down, out the back there is a garden for anything you need and lower there is a hot tub in a secluded area."

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

"I... Wouldn't call it restraining" he dryly remarked as he walked with the group. "I'd call it pulling back my knees and bucking you off, knocking several bridesmaids that may have been strippers over as I made my exit to get away from the crazy woman with a rapid tongue and psychic powers" he half joked with a small smile. The facts were true, but he managed to find some sort of humor over it. I mean, better Leori then a Hutt, right?

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

But she narrowed her eyes at Joshua. "Psychic powers? That's an interesting way of describing my ability to use the Force. Perhaps I wouldn't have gotten married if you hadn't kicked me off of you. You never know."

Who was to say? Anything was possible on Zeltros, clearly.

Leori continued to follow Jack and Vulpesen towards Jack's house. It was very clean. She had somehow expected a pig sty from a previous encounter with the house. Either they hadn't been there before, or someone had cleaned up the mess in the last five days. That was more likely.

"Nice place, Jack." It was very light too, which she liked.

 

[Vulpesen]

Vulpesen sighed but went silent at [member="Joshua DragonsFlame"]'s rebuking. Of course he still wasn't happy but he would continue to follow the group. As they reached the chancellor's house, Vulpesen took a quick look around then followed the man's advice, heading to the shower. "Ace, find a sink. You seem to have gotten yourself deeper into whatever trouble we found than I did." The wolf let out a sleepy growl as he awoke to the words. "Don't give me that. Now go on and clean up." For once, the duo actually separated as Vulpesen headed up to the showers and Ace scurried into a nearby bathroom.

[member="Leori Sheltrak"] [member="Jack Harkness"]

 

[Jack Sheltrak]

[member="Vulpesen"] [member="Leori Sheltrak"] [member="Joshua DragonsFlame"]

Harkness looked at the three of them and took his coat off, standing in pants and a shirt he moved about to get the waters and bring them into the living area for all of them while he listened to the grandmaster speak to Leori. "Thank you master jedi and if there is anything you guys want to eat we have food." He opened the fridge and there was a few things to eat while he took them out. He hadn't usually kept food not being here as often but this was all fresh... or close enough with five missing days. He movited a large amount of whipped cream and banana's. "I think I found another clue."

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

Leori made her way to the living room and sat down while Jack retrieved the waters, and looked for food. "Another clue?" She moved into the kitchen to see for herself. Her eyes narrowed at the sight of bananas and whipped cream. "I don't get it. How is this a clue?"

Completely oblivious. That's Leori for you.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

He looked around the house curiously. Huh, a bit too clean for Jack Harkness's house. Quite strange. Regardless, he wasn't one to complain.

"Heh. Maybe" he cracked with a smirk toward Leori at her words. "Of course, I didn't feel like taking a Leori tongue down my throat... At the moment anyway" he snarked.

He shrugged and took a seat on whatever couch was there in the living room, happy to finally relax as John made his way back into the robes to sleep.

 

[Vulpesen]

A few minutes later, Vulpesen walked down from the shower, combing his hair back into position in a new set of pitch back clothes. "Whats this I hear about clue?" He set the comb back into his coat and let out a sharp whistle, calling Ace back to him. A second alter, a sink could be heard turning off and Ace trotted over to sit at his feet. After all, the wolf could know rather well that Vulpesen didn't like wet dog on his shoulder.

[member="Joshua DragonsFlame"] [member="Leori Sheltrak"] [member="Jack Harkness"]

 

[Jack Sheltrak]

[member="Vulpesen"] [member="Joshua DragonsFlame"] [member="Leori Sheltrak"]

How was this a clue? He looked at them and gave a peter pan pose with his hand on his hips holding the bag by the straps. "Because there is only one store that gives these bags and that is in the temple district. Use to be for religion now it is mostly those who are right wing sex is bad types." He moved and sat down on the couch putting the waters in front of them and held up a can to Leori. "ANd there are other reasons to use whipped cream and fruit. I felt a little sticky when I woke up before the pool."

 

[Leori Sheltrak]

Leori tilted her head as he went back in that pose. Oh, the bags. She hadn't been looking at the bags, she was looking at the food. "So we went to a store to buy food? Or does someone else do the shopping." She didn't want to address the sticky issue.

She helped herself to the water, and practically chugged it. The Jedi Master really was dehydrated. Maybe now her head would clear up. And some more memories would return.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

He rolled his eyes at the "hint" as he took a sip of water. He was less oblivious then Leori in this, and didn't approve of the innuendos that the "Chancellor" was hinting with.

"The Republic must be a pack of idiots if they elected this man" he muttered under his breath as he relaxed against the couch. No wonder the Republic was in shambles.