Mother of Pearl
Today was the day. After weeks of rehabilitation, Joza was finally being discharged from the hospital and she couldn’t be happier.
Mostly because she was super high.
The Zeltron had been given a double dose of painkillers after complaining about how her second liver caused her to metabolize the drugs too quickly. On top of that, she’d been caught smoking something she referred to as ‘medicinal spice’ with questionable origins. While walking down to the hangar with her trusty pilot and attending physician, Joza caught sight of a flashy news broadcast displayed on one of the wall mounted holoscreens.
Breaking news! The Sith Empire descends upon Galactic Alliance Controlled Thyferra in a hellish inferno!
Images of red lightsabers and Sith military splashed across the display and Joza gasped in pearl-clutching horror. “Ivan, we need to do something! They’re so mean.”
The pilot turned away from his conversation with the doctor about her discharge care and firmed his face. He was annoyed, but he still had reverence for the situation. “You may be discharged but you haven’t been cleared for fighting yet, Joza.” She pouted and he groaned. “Once we get you settled on Zeltros I’ll help you contact the aid division. Okay? Go rest and we’ll leave in a few minutes.” She was hard enough to deal with sober.
Joza nodded eagerly, a big, somewhat worrying smile on her face as she made her way up the ramp and into the corvette. Ivan turned back to the doctor, only getting a few short exchanges in before the ramp slid back up and the ship emitted a series of worrying creaks and rumbles. The Corellian could only look on in horror as the craft managed to clumsily skitter its way down the bay, causing minor damages to a few other civilian ships before thrusting off to god knows where.
Behind the controls, Joza smirked like the triumphant idiot that she was.
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Location: A heap on the ground, Xucphra City, Thyferra
Allies: GA
Enemies: TSE, [member="Aria Vale"]
A craft streaked across the sky above Xucphra City, dangerously low to the point where it could almost touch the flames of a rather tall building that had been engulfed entirely. It clipped the side of another building and lurched about before landing at an incredibly desperate angle smack dab in the middle of the city. The durasteel frame dragged across the ground in an intense landing for several meters, breaking apart as it went.
By the end, the ship was nothing but a heap of scrap metal with a Zeltron laying face down in the wreckage.
Groaning, Joza pushed herself up and brought a hand to her upper lip—blood. Why did she always manage to smash her face in on her own during a war? The second thing to take her notice was the bright blue beam of a lightsaber a few inches from her face. The weapon had loosened from her belt in the crash and ignited. “Woah.” She marveled. “Close call.” A few more blinks and she remembered that she’d come alone, stealing her own ship after being thrown out of her own hospital.
Grabbing the hilt of the saber, Joza forced herself to sit up while staring at the plasma blade. “This is why I came here.” She affirmed to herself with no context, transfixed with the weapon as she twirled it around and made wooshing sounds.
Joza Perl was high as balls.