The worst case scenario game

[Leo Vandermolen]

When the zombie apocalypse begins (Like who wants to be in the apocalypse with just their dad?).

You discover a portal to an amazing world...

 

[Ben Carlin]

But you can't go through it


You make a new Chaos character

 

[Nadi Maarow]

only to have the forum eat your account, and you lose all of your characters

you find a functioning laptop left somewhere

 

[Ostdern Mastogar]

Only to find out that it's a set up by the cops

You finally get the courage to ask out your crush

 

[Ben Carlin]

And she slaps you

You meet your cousin

 

[Dax Perl]

After you've done...things with her...

You meet your aunt

 

[Salacious Vexx]

She wont stop saying you eat too much/not enough.

You find a gem!

 

[Nadi Maarow]

the gem is actually a radioactive 'utonium' of some sort, but you never find that out, and so you (and your friends/family?) die of apparently mysterious aggressive cancers and cellular degradation within 6 months or less.

You get a mysterious and interesting looking package in the mail.

 

[Salacious Vexx]

The package is actually a bomb, with a movement activated detenator, which explodes as soon as you touch it.

Your mom cooks your favorite meal.

 

[WolfMortum]

Only to entice you into eating a concoction of poisons so that she can pursue the life she could have had without you.

Nicolas Cage stars in a new Star Wars film...

 

[Salacious Vexx]

He butchers his part and the entire franchise

Benedict Cumberpatch plays the next star wars baddie

 

[Leo Vandermolen]

Only to be killed off way too prematurely.

You get a free car.

 

[Jhiaga Shiwr]

People swarm it thinking it's new, you horrible hipster

You drink a glass of water

 

[Rebekka Brek Madak]

only to realize that it was H2O2, and you deeply vomit All Night Long, spewing up all sorts of substances that you've never seen, nevermind don't have names for.

a hot girl in a van offers you a ride somewhere....

 

[Dax Perl]

She kidnaps you and butchers you to feed to cannibals.

Your crush likes you!

 

[Grigori Tarasov]

As a friend.

You got one billion.

 

[Dax Perl]

Bubonic plague type sores on your body

You get a lifetime supply of your favorite food

 

[Rebekka Brek Madak]

but, it's not nutritious, and so you die of both boredom, and malnutrition

the package delivery guys come to your house, and drop off an insanely large package for you to sign for

 

[Dax Perl]

its a pet velociraptor that eats you

you find a rare artifact!

 

[Nadi Maarow]

but its cursed by the Old Ones, so you become an epicly horrible insane gibbering reality warper, bringing about armageddon ala The Mist, except that it doesn't end.

you get a 100 dollar gift card