The worst case scenario game

[Aerin Kath]

you are Robb Stark

you are a member of a royal house, with no-one gunning for your head since you are too low on the pole for anyone to care.

 

[Xiarr Sair]

Then you wake up to realize it was all a dream.

Mankind colonizes the entire solar system...

 

[Natasi Fortan]

Just as the sun collapses in on itself and then expands to envelop the orbit of Jupiter.

You find the fountain of youth!

 

[Dax Perl]

But in Pirates of the Carribean fashion, you have to kill someone and take their life energies...except the only person who you're allowed to kill is the one you love...sorry...

Everythig is perfect...literally everything...(I wanted to see what would be said lol)

 

[Sapphire Birch]

But everything is too perfect you decide to kill yourself.

You're eating chicken nuggets...

 

[Dax Perl]

(Damn that was a good one)

They're still alive and kicking....

You have an adorable cute puppy

 

[Sapphire Birch]

But you don't know what to feed it ( D ' ' : why the puppies)

You shout Dragonite in front of a bunch of Pokemon GO players

 

[Titan]

They kill you so they can get it before you.

You have super strength...

 

[Xiarr Sair]

For your toes

You find a lightsaber...

 

[Dax Perl]

Its possessed by a Sith Spirit who possesses you and kills everyone you love and devours the galaxy...I mean that could be a good thing from a certain point of view.

You pick up a blaster

 

[Sapphire Birch]

When you shoot it it's actually the wrong way

You are in kindergarten and you make a snowman.

 

[Dax Perl]

Out of enchanted snow which then proceeds to kill you.

You find a cute little insect!

 

[Sapphire Birch]

and then a bird eats it out of nowhere!

You get a virus on your computer

 

[Dax Perl]

It creates Skynet

You rule the world as a benevolent leader

 

[Sapphire Birch]

But the whole world teams up and kills you

You get a new computer

 

[Kami Meran]

It's a Decepticon.

You order a book.

 

[Dax Perl]

Its a Grimoire, which steals your soul...

You eat some pizza

 

[Kami Meran]

IT HAS PINEAPPLE ON IT.


You find out you are a Transformer.

 

[Dax Perl]

(Pineapple doesnt belong on pizza so I accept)

You already lost your home planet and everyone is killing each other...idk how it gets any worse

You're a dragon!

 

[Aerin Kath]

But you aren't allowed to be a PC here

You meet the love of your life