The worst case scenario game

[Icarus]

Cannibalistic oompa loompas.


You just bought a brand new blaster

 

[Slice Spiralflame]

When you use it it backfires and explodes your hand


You suddenly have night vision

 

[Icarus]

You're stranded on a planet with a scorchingly bright sun.


You find a little girl crying

 

[Slice Spiralflame]

But it was a trap, they eat you.


You find a $5 note

 

[Vulpesen]

Turns out its from a mob boss who kills you to get it back...


You kill a supervillain

 

[Kohai Drenn]

...and go to jail for the rest of your life for taking the law into your own hands.


You hit snooze on your alarm clock...

 

[Slice Spiralflame]

And close your eyes



You slip on a banana peel

 

[Clovis Torcularis]

and fall into a pile bantha poodoo


You save a dog from a burning house

 

[Nyx]

But turns out that dog is actually a nuclear bomb.

You walk out the front door after the alien takeover. . .

 

[Jack Mirrikh]

...and life turns into a combination of Independence Day, 9, V and Falling Skies....


Your life becomes a Vampire High School anime.

 

[Darth Prazutis]

Tentacle Madness.

You play D&D with Emperor Palpatine.

 

[Razel Kolt]

He shocks you and cuts off your hands so you stop critting him.

You are playing your favorite game.

PS: Undertale FTW

 

[Werah Unon]

When you accidentally throw acid at the computer/console. (Everyone carries around acid while playing games.)

You open the newly arrived parcel...

 

[Armand Temi]

And it's full of rattlesnakes.

You go on a blind date and...

 

[Noah Corek]

You find out it's your sister

You sign up for a free gym membership...

 

[Alleycat]

Only senior citizens go there.

You get the last motel room available...

 

[Ula Kaddo]

...during a furry convention and you can hear the puppy pile in the room next door.

You're in a traffic jam on the Jersey turnpike...

 

[Armand Temi]

That is pretty bad in and of itself. But to make it worse, a truck carrying manure tips over in front of you.

You are pulled over by the police and...

 

[Caspian Rekali]

They shoot you for resisting arrest.

You are invited to the White House to be given the Medal of Freedom.

 

[Ula Kaddo]

But you caught a stomach bug on the trip out and are projectile vomiting every 30 minutes.

You discover concrete proof of life outside our solar system.