skin, bone, and arrogance
Fresh baked HEALTH cookies. So, carob and flax seed. Gross!
You have a fireworks show dedicated to you!
You have a fireworks show dedicated to you!
Star Wars Roleplay: Chaos
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The worst case scenario game
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Aerin Kath
Sentinel of the Outback.
and you are strapped to the biggest firework, Wily coyote style
you are a crystalline sentient being
you are a crystalline sentient being
Veronica
No one Helps anyone 'round here...that Needs to Ch
Until you get shattered by a giant Cheeto Puff and a boy who is how own mom
You are a sentient crystalline being (so, same as above basically)
You are a sentient crystalline being (so, same as above basically)
Aerin Kath
Sentinel of the Outback.
this one
You aren't going to die anytime soon
Ruby Senri
Fancy Thief
But anytime soon means two seconds
You make some toast
You make some toast
Veronica
No one Helps anyone 'round here...that Needs to Ch
Haha! But why, she is life! Same with Lapis! I'm actually a sentient crystal person who lives forever…until I get corrupted which kills me, in a way
((Dang it Ruby! I still love you though!))
But you burn the toast
You…get some ice cream!
((Dang it Ruby! I still love you though!))
But you burn the toast
You…get some ice cream!
Lyth Meran
Bullet with Butterfly wings.
but its Hospital waste flavor.
you shave your head.
you shave your head.
Ruby Senri
Fancy Thief
That gives you frostbite!
You wake up in a paradise
(Thank you
)
You wake up in a paradise
(Thank you
)Aerin Kath
Sentinel of the Outback.
but it's not all that it's cracked up to be
you find an old puzzlebox
you find an old puzzlebox
Lyth Meran
Bullet with Butterfly wings.
Its boring.
You watch an 1980's tv show.
You watch an 1980's tv show.
Amberlie Zyyra
Bubble Queen
And suddenly you realize that it runs for another 12 seasons. And you're only on the pilot episode.
The second you open your door, you get hit by a meteorite.
The second you open your door, you get hit by a meteorite.
The Reaper of Won Shasot
That's not just a meteorite but a ship carrying thousands of Sith sent to take over the planet.
You're a magic whale
You're a magic whale
Ruby Senri
Fancy Thief
and the magic is burnt toast.
You eat a donut
You eat a donut
The Reaper of Won Shasot
You die from carbs
You drink some water
You drink some water
Ruby Senri
Fancy Thief
It's sewage water
You adopt a Bantha
You adopt a Bantha
skin, bone, and arrogance
It poops all over your house and car.
You get free tickets to a concert...
You get free tickets to a concert...
The Reaper of Won Shasot
Its a suicide cult band...
You find your old lightsaber!
You find your old lightsaber!
skin, bone, and arrogance
There's a short-circuit so when you activate it it explodes, blowing off your hand.
You order a pizza and get a second pizza free.
You order a pizza and get a second pizza free.
Aerin Kath
Sentinel of the Outback.
the second pizza has anchovies
You find a blank check on the ground from one of america's main party presidential candidates,
You find a blank check on the ground from one of america's main party presidential candidates,
skin, bone, and arrogance
When you go to cash it, you're indicted for election fraud.
It's your wedding day!
It's your wedding day!