The worst case scenario game

[Titan]

...Unfoutanently its counterfit, and you're arested after bying a yacht with said money

You swim in your pool...

 

[Natasi Fortan]

Only to find it's been filled with molasses! Ohnoes!

You are given a brand new car...

 

[Titan]

...There's a bomb in the trunk

You find a treasure map...

 

[Kami Meran]

it leads to McDonalds

You trip over a brick.

 

[Titan]

...And land in a pool made out of gold.

You win the lottery...

 

[Natasi Fortan]

...and your prize is a lifetime supply of tomato soup.

You find a Picasso original in your attic...

 

[Dax Perl]

It has a secret pirate treasure map A baddie reslly wants and murders your for.

PUPPIES!

 

[Aerin Kath]

wrong, werewolves that look extremely pissed at you for trying to pet them

you aren't bad luck brian.

 

[Dax Perl]

You're just dead

You find a credit on the ground.

 

[Ruby Senri]

when you pick it up it slices your fingers off.

You wake up

 

[Jamie Pyne]

Too late to escape the burning building.

You're about to win a gold medal at the Olympics

 

[Dax Perl]

The gold medal in falling to your death

You own another deathstar!

 

[Titan]

...It has the "Random Selfdestruct" port that all death stars have

You're elected president...

 

[Aerin Kath]

...you are promptly beaten to death by hillary and trump supporters in a mob

you have a ton of followers on youtube

 

[Dax Perl]

They're all really really creeper stalkers

You get a hot gf/bf wih no flaws or criminal record

 

[Aerin Kath]

they dump you because you're too nice to everyone else

Yay, you are a lightside sith!

 

[Dax Perl]

Younget killed for beijg a TRAITOR

Youre a lightside jedi

 

[Ruby Senri]

You get married, then executed.

You're going on a trip in our favorite starfighter

 

[Dax Perl]

You forgot to fix the hyperdrive and end up blowing up the space port

You're immortal

 

[Aerin Kath]

but everyone you love isn't

FRESH BAKED COOKIES!!!