Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Dread]

What smells like fish.

 

[Sovereign]

WOO! I did it!

 

[Livia Maddox]

"Beige. We should paint the ceiling beige"

 

[Amz]

"Excuse me. That one stinks."

 

[Ellie Mors]

It's that small?

 

[Not Ordo]

You're sister did the same thing.

 

[Sovereign]

I've had better

 

[Puta'Nium Theynyn]

It was good meeting you, I probably should call my wife. I need to pick up the kids.

 

[Noamd]

"Wait, what were we doing in this room again?"

 

[Puta'Nium Theynyn]

I am carrying your child!

 

[Ignatius]

I'm actually a guy -or- I'm actually a girl

 

[Puta'Nium Theynyn]

OK, it turns out that you slept with my identical twin last night.

 

[Flora Burn]

Hey your brother, is bigger

 

[Puta'Nium Theynyn]

I have AIDS, sorry.

 

[Rekha Kaarde]

Don't worry it's in remission

 

[Seris Vant]

Steven: Cindy. I'm pregnant. The children aren't yours. They belong to the devil. I'm sorry i cheated on you.

Cindy: ?_?

 

[Noamd]

Person 1: [Lie] I have *Insert contagious Disease sort of thing*
Person 2: [Truth] Me too!
Person 1: *Poker Face*

 

[Reserved 6]

Shit, I broke it....the head board

 

[Vanir]

We snapped the frame >.<

 

[Noamd]

SPIDER!!!