Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Trevor Alde]

I think it broke...

 

[Claire Organa]

What's that?

 

[Gareth Yalthik]

You need to lose weight.

 

[Marona Rayheart]

"I just had it fixed"

 

[Raven Hayashi]

Will you marry me?

 

[Vulpesen]

Quiet down, my ears are sensitive!

 

[Gareth Yalthik]

"Let it go, let it go~!"
"Can't hold it back anymore~!"
"Let it go, let it go~"
"Turn away and slam the door~!"

 

[Rianna Organa-Ar'klim]

Tic tac?

 

[Amz]

*In best seductive voice*

Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks... Mesa your humble servant. *wink*

 

[Coci Heavenshield]

Ok thanks.. I am done.

 

[Meili Shaw]

So.....When are you getting my wedding dress?

 

[Gareth Yalthik]

I think we should separate.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

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[Gareth Yalthik]

So how should I do this..? Should I go back and forth? Up and down? Or left and right?

 

[Slot 8]

Pffft! Lobsters are totally sexy....

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

*Throwing up while making out*

 

[Breanna Volsh]

Oh would you mind putting this bag on?

 

[Gareth Yalthik]

Can I bite off your legs? I like to keep a collection of female legs...

 

[Breanna Volsh]

Can I call you Jenny?

 

[Judah Lesan]

What was I supposed to do again?