Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Vulpesen]

* leans over and whispers in your ear.*

Spoiler

 

[Cross Ikon]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU[/media]

 

[Finnegan]

COME ON! DO IT! I'M RIGHT HERE! DO IT! KILL ME! KILL ME NOW! COME ON!

 

[Nyxie]

"Crap, the game started, brb...."
or
"BB @ 20."

 

[Finnegan]

"I am a cybernetic organism; living tissue over metal endoskeleton"

 

[Vulpesen]

... I always knew you'd die in my arms

 

[Finnegan]

"Oh no, put that back, that's the kid's lunch!"

 

[Noamd]

*In the middle of space* "Did you guys remember to refuel?"

 

[Vulpesen]

I always knew you'd die in my arms...

 

[Edward Vyperion]

"Activating sexual function."

 

[Noamd]

"Pa-Pa-Pa-Paper.... please"

Most should get this preference

 

[Cross Ikon]

Hey, charge up the main gun for me..

 

[Chess Tixlia]

Oh that? It's a peircing....

 

[Noamd]

"Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeenkens!"

 

[Piraiba]

At least I have chicken.

 

[Jsc]

"...No but seriously? Aren't the Sith anti-heroes kinda and the Jedi Order the real bad guys? I need your opinion."

 

[Johnny Diamonds]

"Don't worry, it'll grow back in about a week."

 

[Jonathon Patches]

"Pause. The batteries on my hidden camera are low."

 

[Cross Ikon]

Oh, I took a pill earlier. Don't need another.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Let's make this quick. I only have ten minutes until my 4 hours are up and then I have to consult a doctor or physician.