Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Vanir]

SPIDER!!!

I think he ate my pet roach...

 

[Dread]

Wow that was great! I got to tell my wife to do that next time.

 

[Galatea Raste]

I always thought I'd be doing this with your sister.

 

[Vanir]

I did this by myself yesterday, but it's nice you could come.

 

[Puta'Nium Theynyn]

Oh sorry, I forget names. Are you #7?

 

[Sovereign]

Can you wear this paper bag?

 

[Switch]

"Eww..."

 

[Zatten Black]

Oh, that brown spot is exactly what you think it is.

 

[Judah Lesan]

How much do you charge for the hour?

 

[Judah Lesan Jr.]

I'm only 14

 

[Garith Darkhold]

You know baby maybe you should take us tennis with your sister. You could use the exercise after all.

 

[Auralee]

Yep, it's a flashlight. Oh that? That's the hole I keep it in....

 

[Nefertari Sovint]

My mom is gonna love you....

 

[Daella Apparine]

"Before you ask, it was the dog."

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

"Would you mind NOT screaming my name"

 

[Alatar Istari]

Shh! This is a good part!

 

[Edward Vyperion]

"I'm scrreeeewing you, nanananaanna..."

Added a female response: "Why are you singing?"

 

[Alatar Istari]

Okay wrong good part

 

[Jsc]

Wow. Justin Bieber IS way better than sex!

 

[Claire Organa]

I forgot to shave