Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Deneve Verd]

Welcome to the world of AIDS.

 

[Judah Lesan]

It broke...

 

[Verz Horak]

You wanted me to pick up condoms? Oops.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

*man talking shyly* Well, you know what they say? Good things CAN come in small packages... *nervous laughter*

 

[Darth Vaildra]

How old are you again?

 

[Darth Vaildra]

No no, mom won't find out, dad can keep a secret.

 

[Ninoah Ali'i]

Wait I don't think my parents are asleep

 

[Switch]

Hey, ya smell that?

 

[H3xle]

Did you sleep through that?

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Do you like it? It's a rental with an option to buy; mine got removed in a nude bobsledding accident.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

"What was it like leading a genocidal race of extragalactic warriors?"

 

[Noah Corek]

"What's your name again?"

 

[Edison Bulkhead]

No I didn't. You'd know if I did because confetti would shoot out of it.

 

[H3xle]

Don't panic...but my leprosy seems to be acting up.

 

[Arla Ordo]

Shhhh. Did you hear the baby?

 

[Venris Helion]

Um...I'm going to be honest, I forgot my wife was here.

 

[H3xle]

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

[Grug]

You ride like a Gamorrean sow

 

[H3xle]

This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.

 

[Petra Cavataio]

Wait... cash up front