Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[H3xle]

Huh, the chase was the fun part...

 

[Judah Lesan]

Sooooo... I have head lice

 

[H3xle]

So...leprosy...you can just keep that

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

YOu wanna do what?

 

[Judah Lesan]

oops

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

Hahaha

 

[Nyx]

Don't worry, it won't kill you!

 

[Judah Lesan]

It broke

 

[Seanna Vel]

Let me just cheek on that pot roast in the oven.

 

[Judah Lesan]

Not what my mom said this would be like at all...

 

[Alatar Istari]

Are you sure you don't mind my metal arm

 

[Bloodfel]

You know that some people would do it for free.

 

[Jsc]

Is that your tool or just a stand up comedy? *ouch*

Not now baby gurl. I'm surfing Grinder. *what?

I like to call that one, The Spaghetti Surfer Fender-bender. Hot right? *nope

You're like the IKEA of girlfriends! *easy? cheap? replaceable?

Wig. Check. Dragons. Check. Now call me naughty in Dornish. *danny? Is that you?

 

[Via Dolorosa]

excuse me...I farted.

 

[Judah Lesan Jr.]

My ex was way better at that...

 

[Alleycat]

OMG… Is that it?

 

[Ethan Matumaini]

don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti

 

[Songbird]

Well, I had a test today.
Whether I passed or not is going to have a very significant impact on what we're doing at this moment.

 

[Evania Charr]

So... What's your mom doing later tonight?

 

[Ellie Mors]

Huh.. So size is genetic..