Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Sanus]

Wait wait who the f**k are you?

 

[Edward Vyperion]

Meep meep -tries to run off-

 

[Leilani Paaie]

BE my love bug!

 

[Songbird]

If you will excuse me, I must go cry in the corner in shame, now.

 

[Leilani Paaie]

I thought I was better than that.

 

[Jericho]

Guuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllll, I'm a lvl 70 paladin.

 

[Nephesh Raivah]

I think I need to shower

 

[Songbird]

Don't worry, the bleeding will stop in a minute.

 

[Breanna Volsh]

I need to call my mom

 

[Blaise Laurent]

Can we do this later? I'm off for a cuppa.

 

[Judah Lesan]

Is it supposed to look like that?

 

[Puta'Nium Theynyn]

Spoiler for possible sexism depending on how you interpret it. Sexism is wrong, just thought it would work in this thread. If you are offended, PM me and I will take it down.

Spoiler

I AM THE DOMINANT ONE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

 

[Nyx]

Well, that was quick.

 

[Judah Lesan]

Can't wait to tell my buddies about this...

 

[Breanna Volsh]

*buuuurrrrrpppppp*

 

[Judah Lesan]

Did you just fart?

 

[Sar'Talani'Vek]

*Random roommate walks in* PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME!

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What's your mom up too?

 

[Judah Lesan]

Could you be any more like a cadaver

 

[Breanna Volsh]

DiD you make fish for dinner?

 

[Bloodfel]

She's hot...