Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[sabrina]

Are that`s why they call you Justin Bieber

 

[Juggerduck]

This isn't my real skin.

 

[Vulpesen]

Is that a mole or a milk dud?

 

[Juggerduck]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Juggerduck]

Aaaand BOOM goes the dynamite!

 

[Dred Malachore]

I really gotta fart .. never mind

 

[Marik Yadnus Bodonawieedo]

"...and here's the condom I said I used!"

 

[Raziel]

If riding a particularly large man: "Wow, I can see my house from here!"

 

[Zandra Tal'verda]

"You remind me of my daddy"

 

[Dred Malachore]

I guess this could be worse

 

[Connor Harrison]

"Put your back into it love, it's like flogging a dead horse!"

 

[Nsaj Tesserac]

Is that corn?

 

[Kaiden Rohn]

'hi mom, no I'm not busy, I can talk on the phone for a bit'

 

[Haran Vizsla]

So that's another use for one of those

 

[Dr'ven Khev'et]

Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your mouth

 

[Robb Killian]

*Yawn*

 

[Vulpesen]

wheres my inhaler?

 

[Doctor Azure]

 

[Zandra Tal'verda]

"Say.... what's yer name again?"

 

[Garza]

Wait what's your name again?

EDIT: sniped

Are you sure that's your name?