Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Zandra Tal'verda]

"how old are ya, anyway?"

 

[Garza]

You know that I am like you know, soooo 18 years old.

 

[Gavin XIII]

Pulling a gun on your mate.

 

[Zandra Tal'verda]

"... wait a sec. Didn't i see you at last year's family reunion?"

 

[Doctor Azure]

"Luke, I'm your mother."

 

[Zandra Tal'verda]

"Oh. I didn't realize you were into... that. "

 

[Seras Goto]

"Your in right?"

 

[Aven Blanc]

Hurry up, there's a line outside.

 

[Darth Armyss]

"Keep the change."

 

[Arabella Darkhold]

Is that all you got?

 

[Darth Armyss]

Can you get your ass out of the way? I can't see the TV.

 

[Aven Blanc]

Pokemon theme song....

 

[Darth Armyss]

I'd rather be on the internet right now.

 

[Arabella Darkhold]

I missed my show

 

[Darth Armyss]

*screams out name of ex-girlfriend"

 

[Aven Blanc]

"For SPARTA!"

 

[Gar'Hal]

"I should NOT have eaten that old burrito before this...oh no..."

 

[Xall Zadron]

"Are we there yet?"

 

[Darth Armyss]

Wait...who's driving the landspeeder?

 

[Doctor Azure]

I came in peace, once.... She had a nice ass.