Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Kohai Drenn]

You could learn a thing or two from your sister.

 

[Jacob Irving]

"May I pet you, you are Presious. "

 

[Niner]

I shouldn't have trusted that fart

 

[Evard L'Rik]

What do you mean you don't have a sister?

 

[Naast Vizsla]

Now where did I put my knife..

 

[Jsc]

Adventure Time!..

 

[HK-36]

"Screw the foreplay- I have an Invasion to post to!"

 

[Jsc]

"Posted..."

 

[Cross Ikon]

"Fire in the hole!"

 

[Jsc]

Who is Christian Gray?..

 

[Vulpesen]

Hold on, the wife's callin.

 

[Slot 8]

Oh c'mon! Like you've never eaten cake when you're horny before!

 

[Ellie Mors]

"Wait....Monica is your sister? I thought you...oh."

 

[Cross Ikon]

Oh... Wait... You didn't want the dog to join in?

 

[Jsc]

Your mom's knocking on the door again...

 

[Cross Ikon]

Hey, there's a roach on the wall.

 

[Slot 17]

I'm pretty sure those warts weren't there last night...

 

[Alexander Priest]

And... boom goes the dynamite...

 

[Johnny Diamonds]

It'll be even better AFTER the surgery.

 

[Cross Ikon]

I'd need more weed to do that....