Funami Teriyaki
Pink Terror of Doom
Location: Secure Databanks
Allies: The Sith Empire; [member="Vaulkhar"]
Enemies: Outer Rim Coalition;
Objective: Protect the databanks apparently.
A slave revolt. The revelation cast a thoughtful expression on her face as she wondered how to best approach the situation. She obviously wasn’t a slave. Tiny, physically unimpressive, sporting clean clothes and having the fragrance of strawberries about, Funami gave the impression of a hopelessly lost child. Nobody in the galaxy would believe her a slave. Then again, her appearance refused to spell Sith either. She supposed that with a bit of persuasion she could pull the half-Zeltron card again and hope the charming innocence of a young girl enough to make others believe her. Her little feet started pacing back and forth. Slaves themselves were easy to manipulate and trick. They were the lost souls of society, rarely missed by anyone, a problem that did not exist until some fat politician started blabbing about the importance of equality.
Nobody cared about slaves, not even those who spouted freedom. It was the way of the universe. The strong ate the weak. If the revolt got out of hand, she’d demonstrate the rule in person.
What actually worried her, evidenced by Funami knitting her brow in concentration, was Vaulkhar’s assumption that somebody had aided the slaves to freedom. Such feats were usually pulled off by Jedi, at least in the stories. Funami had encountered a Jedi before, but not really, only in her memories that weren’t even her own. What did it take to fight, let alone slay one? Was there even a chance for the petite Sithling to survive direct confrontation?
Shrugging, the girl stopped pacing about and turned to the Sith lord again, observing him with mild curiosity. This whole meditation thing was weird and yet everyone did it all the time. She preferred taking a nap after lunch.
“Okaaay,” she simpered, “How about we lay an ambush? Fill the adjacent room with explosives and when the slaves come, we close them in, and boom!”
She waved her arms in a wide arc to emphasize the destruction. But it wasn't her call to make. Acolytes had little to no authority to command Sith personnel or make decisions of their own, really. That meant she had to wait and wait and wait and do nothing. With a resigned sigh, she sauntered to the table opposite of him and sat on it, letting her socked legs playfully dangle as she watched the intently meditating Sith lord.
“Hey, Vaulkhar, I have been meaning to ask,” she chirped and pulled something from the fabric of her uniform, grinning. “Want a candy bar?”
She had sacrificed her own hard-earned credits to buy one just for him. Or perhaps she had bought it for herself. Her grin was hard to decipher.
Allies: The Sith Empire; [member="Vaulkhar"]
Enemies: Outer Rim Coalition;
Objective: Protect the databanks apparently.
A slave revolt. The revelation cast a thoughtful expression on her face as she wondered how to best approach the situation. She obviously wasn’t a slave. Tiny, physically unimpressive, sporting clean clothes and having the fragrance of strawberries about, Funami gave the impression of a hopelessly lost child. Nobody in the galaxy would believe her a slave. Then again, her appearance refused to spell Sith either. She supposed that with a bit of persuasion she could pull the half-Zeltron card again and hope the charming innocence of a young girl enough to make others believe her. Her little feet started pacing back and forth. Slaves themselves were easy to manipulate and trick. They were the lost souls of society, rarely missed by anyone, a problem that did not exist until some fat politician started blabbing about the importance of equality.
Nobody cared about slaves, not even those who spouted freedom. It was the way of the universe. The strong ate the weak. If the revolt got out of hand, she’d demonstrate the rule in person.
What actually worried her, evidenced by Funami knitting her brow in concentration, was Vaulkhar’s assumption that somebody had aided the slaves to freedom. Such feats were usually pulled off by Jedi, at least in the stories. Funami had encountered a Jedi before, but not really, only in her memories that weren’t even her own. What did it take to fight, let alone slay one? Was there even a chance for the petite Sithling to survive direct confrontation?
Shrugging, the girl stopped pacing about and turned to the Sith lord again, observing him with mild curiosity. This whole meditation thing was weird and yet everyone did it all the time. She preferred taking a nap after lunch.
“Okaaay,” she simpered, “How about we lay an ambush? Fill the adjacent room with explosives and when the slaves come, we close them in, and boom!”
She waved her arms in a wide arc to emphasize the destruction. But it wasn't her call to make. Acolytes had little to no authority to command Sith personnel or make decisions of their own, really. That meant she had to wait and wait and wait and do nothing. With a resigned sigh, she sauntered to the table opposite of him and sat on it, letting her socked legs playfully dangle as she watched the intently meditating Sith lord.
“Hey, Vaulkhar, I have been meaning to ask,” she chirped and pulled something from the fabric of her uniform, grinning. “Want a candy bar?”
She had sacrificed her own hard-earned credits to buy one just for him. Or perhaps she had bought it for herself. Her grin was hard to decipher.