The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Judah Lesan]

I will be your guide in the outback as you go down under

 

[Sar'Talani'Vek]

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

 

[Judah Lesan]

And here is your key, the key to my heart!

 

[Sar'Talani'Vek]

I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

 

[Taenya]

Hey, lets get a pizza and f***.

Whether it worked or not is irrelevant, it's so bad!

it worked ;-;

 

[Judah Lesan]

Where is your halo, because you are such an angel!

 

[Sar'Talani'Vek]

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

 

[Judah Lesan]

*pulls out a trumpet* I'm horny

 

[Xieza Blade]

I like legos, you like legos, why don't we build a relationship?

 

[Judah Lesan]

I wonder if I'd look good in your pants

 

[Bloodfel]

Hey girl, are those Jigglypuffs, no? Can I still Pikachu?

 

[Judah Lesan]

It's not a gun... I'm just happy to see you

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

Come meet my little friend

 

[Nyx]

I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night long.

 

[Jsc]

I like lamp

I like... couch

I like... missionary

69 is good too though.

 

[Kyle Vandar]

Your body is a wonderland and I'm Alice.

 

[Judah Lesan Jr.]

I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!

 

[Alleycat]

*at a car show*

I have a nice shifter… Want to give it a try?

 

[Ethan Matumaini]

 

[Damion Zenora]

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?