The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Songbird]

Screw just happens to rhyme with me and you.

 

[Aster Jen'allé]

I'll buy you a country if you'll be my dictator

You're pretty, I'm pretty: why don't we sit for a minute and stare at each other?

 

[Pyro]

Hey baby are you an angel? Cuz I'm allergic to feathers.

 

[Tomja Cohar]

Baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven... for rebelling against god?

also, you landed on your face.

 

[Vulpesen]

*picks person up*

I have picked up the chick... she is mine now.

 

[Pyro]

Is it just me or is the room rising a few degrees?

 

[Skylar Ichor]

Those pants are so sexy, what do the legs look like?

 

[Edward Vyperion]

I'll be the Acolyte to your Darth.

 

[Pyro]

I'll be the light to your saber

 

[Skylar Ichor]

I'll be the pickings in your pocket.

Are you a devil? 'Cause I've done some naughty things.

 

[Breanna Volsh]

Can you drive? I have a couple of weeks before I can get my license back.

 

[Nyx]

My favorite letter of the alphabet are E Z.

 

[Judah Lesan]

Can you tutor me in math... we'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide, and multiply...

 

[Sar'Talani'Vek]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

 

[Judah Lesan]

Is it easy being so sexy?

 

[Sar'Talani'Vek]

If I bite my lip, will you kiss it better?

 

[Judah Lesan]

It's my birthday... wanna spank me?

 

[Sar'Talani'Vek]

Why don't you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

 

[Judah Lesan]

Shall we play a little pop goes the weasel

 

[Sar'Talani'Vek]

If I get arrested the only thing I'm going to say will be you name, because anything I say can and will be held against me.