Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Grug]

I want to hear you squeal!

 

[Petra Cavataio]

*just starts crying*

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

I have an itch

 

[Petra Cavataio]

You're under arrest

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

You're too short

 

[Deneve Verd]

I took an AIDS test, a pregnancy test, and an academic exam today.

Guess which one I failed?

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

There is no TRY !

 

[Zik'l]

Guess who has multiple STDs!

 

[Bazette Royalblaze]

Be careful, it may burn later

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

Daddy's gun tastes like pennies.

 

[Venris Helion]

Um...I'm not saying you'll get pregnant, and I'm not saying you won't; if you do though, give me a heads up, I'll need a head start to the airport.

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

It only hurts for a minute

 

[Rahm Jakorr]

Upon reaching climax you lean into your partner's ear and whisper: "Your mother was better."

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

So was your father

 

[Break]

"Talk to me like Jar-Jar"
"Misa out..."

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

The smell will go away

 

[Venris Helion]

Aaaaaaaand done, goodbye. ^_^

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

Can I offer you a tic tac?

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

Mom did it better.

 

[Songbird]

I've had more from better.